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Tourism – New York City (old saying – The Big Apple)
Tellarite version
A great place where you can quarrel for free! Especially with the drivers of the yellow hovercabs
Orion version
So many beings, not enough time
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
Great for your summer vacations between Earth months December and January
Terran version
Still a great place to spend your credits!
Klingon version
Take your bat'leth with you, you may need it
Vulcan version
An illogical city full of illogical people on an illogical planet – there were no gigantic malus domestica
Author's notes – I love NYC, all compliments and insults are the creation of the writer!