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Tourism – Antarctica
Tellarite version
You have to be drunk on Andorian ale to visit this place
Orion version
You have to be drunk on Andorian ale and have three Andorian lovers to visit this place
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
At last…Heaven on Earth!
Terran version
Why?
Klingon version
Battle the elements at your peril!
Vulcan version
Literally hell on Earth