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Coconut oil
Tellarite version
We would rather eat the coconuts
Orion version
Sleek, sweet, shiny, sexy!
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
Freeze and add to Andorian ale!
Terran version
Great for the skin, hair and cooking!
Klingon version
We eat it, since we have no desire to smell like Terrans!
Vulcan version
A logical Terran product to keep one's hair straight and shiny, or enhance waves and curls. It is also has nutritious elements.