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Hagan Daaz ice cream

Tellarite version

This stuff is too cold, but we will tolerate it!

Orion version

Ice cream, you scream, we all cream…..

Betazoid version

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Andorian version

All flavours welcome on Andor

Terran version

So many flavours, so little time!

Klingon version

Serve it with rokeg blood pie!

Vulcan version

This is not nutritious; however we recommend the plomeek flavour