Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would

Red Velvet cake

Tellarite version

We demand Brown Velvet cake!

Orion version - female

All that frosting, place it on your upper and lower lips and other sensual places….

Orion version - male

…and then lick it off

Betazoid version

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Andorian version

We welcome Blue Velvet cake to Andor!

Terran version

Yummy!

Klingon version

Sweet and sugary…. just like the Federation..not for warriors!

Vulcan version

This is not nutritious; however we recommend Plomeek Velvet cake

AN: Ok its one of my favourite desserts ;o)