A/N: We got a whole bunch of fic ideas from the Michael ep, so that's happening. We also have a few dozen requests, so bear with us :D
"I can't do this anymore." Kurt moaned into the phone.
"What's wrong?"
Kurt sighed. "Ever since Sam has been crashing on the floor of Finn's room, there's just an overwhelming amount of testosterone in this house."
"Isn't Carole around?"
"No." he muttered sadly. "She's been put on night shift. I hardly ever see her."
Kurt could hear Blaine give a little sigh. "Why don't you have a girls' night or something?"
"Because I want to have a Blaine night." Kurt pouted.
"That's sweet, but I can't currently come be with you."
"I could come to you?"
"What happened to the overwhelming testosterone?"
"It's different. You're my boyfriend."
Blaine laughed.
"I'd love you to come over, but you know you can't."
Kurt sighed, pressing the phone tighter against his ear.
"I know. The operation." He said with distaste.
"Exactly. Why don't you see if you can stay over at Rachel's or Mercedes' house? Have a girl's night to keep your mind off things?"
Kurt pouted again.
"But I wanted to see you." He said quietly.
"I know." Blaine said comfortingly. "But you'll see me tomorrow remember? You promised."
Kurt smiled slightly at the reminder.
"Yeah, I know."
"Promise me you'll have a girl's night? Watch Twilight or something…"
"Blaine!" Kurt snapped with horror. "Ugh, I'm never watching Twilight willingly."
"But you have to stare at Kristin Stewart's eyebrows! They're comically brilliant!"
Kurt sighed. "Fine. But only for you, though…"
"Good, because Rachel just got it on DVD."
Kurt frowned. "Blaine…did she put you up to this…?"
"…Perhaps…"
A/N: It kind of went two ways...