Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
Author's Notes
X factor is back again, series 12, it's not as entertaining as it used it be but just imagine a Star Trek version lol
X Factor
Tellarite version
Tonight on your holovisions 'T Factor' – who will sing the best and who will convince the judges with the better argument that they deserve to go to the next round – Watch it tonight since you have nothing better to do!
Orion version
XXX factor – tune in and vote for the best singer and dancer, and the sexiest competitor!
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
Ice – factor! Its icy and cold outside, perfect weather for settling down to watch 'Ice factor'! The best singers and performers will have you screaming until you are blue in the face!
Terran version
Series 239, yes the show is still going and folks are still watching, who will get their fifteen minutes of fame? Tune in tonight!
Klingon version
The battle of the vocal chords – come and be challenged to a sing off – Qaplah!
Vulcan version
Another example of emotional illogical behaviour, courtesy of Earth. Suitable for social studies in Homo Sapiens.