Luna Lovegood and The hidden horn of the Crumpled-Horned Snorkack
J.K. Potter nows Harry Rowling
The four students ran down the hall, if Filch caught them it would be detention for sure.
"We'll go into the unused classroom around this corner." Harry said.
"How do you know there will be an unused classroom?" Hermione asked.
"There's always an unused classroom around the corner in these stories Hermione." Ron said.
They ran into the room shutting the door behind them.
"I don't believe I let you three talk me into this." Draco Malfoy said.
"Talk you into what?" Hermione asked. "What happened, where's Neville, and Luna, and Hannah?" "What about the room of hidden things?"
"Time jump." said Ron.
"What?"
"There's been a time jump in the story." Harry said.
"Whatever happened between then, and now will be revealed later." Draco said.
"Alright, why were we running? How did Filch find us? Wait, does he know about the unused classroom?" Hermione asked.
"No." said Harry.
"That would make the whole thing pointless." Ron said.
"Why is Draco here?"
"Maybe we're doing a Dramione." said Ron.
"That's possible." said Harry.
"It doesn't explain what happened with everyone else." Hermione said.
"Right let's get back on track." said Draco. " You three along with Neville, Luna, and Hannah went into the room of hidden things to find Neville's rememberall."
"We did?" asked Hermione.
"That would make the most sense." Harry answered.
"Yeah, I can't imagine what else could have happened." said Ron.
" Okay let's say we went in, then what?" Hermione asked.
"Well we must have found the rememberall, and then The Evil Villain showed up." Harry said.
"Yeah, but why?" Ron asked.
"Maybe they wanted the rememberall." said Hermione.
"That's why we were sent to the library, that was just a distraction." Harry said.
"Why would The Evil Villain want the rememberall?" Ron asked.
"That's what we don't know." Harry said.
"So The Evil Villain sent you three to the library so he could get Neville's rememberall, but you showed up to foil his devious plan." Draco said.
"Right, so where is it?" Hermione ask.
"We don't know, after The Evil Villain showed up we must have barely escaped with our lives." Ron said.
"And I must have shown up just in time to help out." Draco said.
"How did you know where to be?" Hermione asked Draco.
"I guess that will be revealed later," said Draco. "Right now we should see what we're suppose to do next."
"How do we do that?" Hermione asked.
"We just see what the next line in the story is," said Ron.
The Evil Villain sat in his lair, soon the secret would be revealed. What to do with the riches. A year supply of Chocolate Frogs? How many different Every Flavor Beans could he find. The Longbottom boy had not remembered anything, he had even forgotten the rememberall for crying out loud.
"Why isn't anything happening?" said Hermione.
"P.O.V. change." said Draco.
"What?"
That last part was from the Evil Villain's point of view." Harry said.
"Why didn't it say so?"
The Evil Villain's P.O.V.
The Evil Villain sat in his lair, soon the secret would be revealed. What to do with the riches, A year supply of Chocolate Frogs? How many different Every Flavor Beans could he find, The Longbottom boy had not remembered anything, he had even forgotten the rememberall for crying out loud.
"Why isn't anything happening?" said Hermione.
"P.O.V. change." said Draco.
"We've already done this bit" said Ron.
"I thought this all seemed familiar." Harry said.
"Alright, I'm getting confused, let's go back what's happened?" Hermione said.
"Well you asked Draco how he knew where to be." said Ron.
"He said we would find out later, and we needed to see what to do next." Harry said.
"Then you asked, how do we do that." said Draco.
"Ron said we just needed to see what the next line in the story is." said Harry.
"Then it switched to the Evil Villain's point of view." said Draco.
"But you got confused because it didn't say that." Ron continued.
"So it went back and did everything again." said Harry.
"So here we are." said Draco.
Just then there was a knock on the door. Harry opened it to reveal Neville, Luna, and Hannah standing in the hallway.
"See, I told you guys they would be in the unused classroom." Hannah said.
"Where did Draco come from?" asked Neville.
"We haven't found out yet." said Ron.
"What's going on?" Harry asked.
"We've been looking for you guys." said Neville.
"There's going to be a flashback." Luna said.
"So we need to go back to the Room of Requirement." said Hannah.
"I'll see you guys later." said Draco.
The six adventurers returned to the Room of Requirement.
Flashback
Neville paced back, and forth in front of the bare wall muttering "We need the room of hidden things, we need the room of hidden things." The door to the room appeared on the wall. The six students stood, and stared at it for a moment. Then the moment became a little, and a little longer.
"Alright, what's the hold up now?" said Hermione.
The five others looked around at each other, then Harry started for the door.
"I still don't think this is a good idea." said Luna.
"What could happen?" Ron asked.
"Yeah, it's just the Room of Hidden Things." said Harry.
"But there might be something or someone dangerous hiding." said Luna.
The other five stared at her.
"What do you mean someone?" Hermione asked.
"I don't think it works like that." said Ron.
"Why would anyone hide themselves in the Room of Hidden Things?" asked Harry.
"I suppose you could hide someone else in the Room of Hidden Things." said Ron.
"Oh that's just silly." said Hermione.
"Not really." said Harry."I mean if you kidnapped someone and needed to hide them what better place."
"Yeah, this would be the last place anyone would think to look." said Ron.
"Okay, but even if you did that you would have them tied up or something, so they wouldn't be too dangerous." said Hermione.
"That's a good point." said Neville.
Just then Draco came around the corner.
"What are you doing here now?" Ron asked.
I was obviously going to be here at some point this seems like a good a time as any."
"Well it seems as if everyone is here now." Harry said, and opened the door. They went in Neville taking the lead. He walked past piles of long forgotten treasures that had been tucked away for safe keeping. "I think it's this way." He said.
"Which means it's probably the other way." Draco said. Hannah thumped him on the head. "That was uncalled for." She said.
"No he's right." a new voice said."It is the other way."
"Who's there?" Asked Harry.
Everyone palmed their foreheads.
"It's Babbitty Rabbitty." Ron said.
"It's Bigfoot." said Neville.
"How do you-" Harry started. "Never mind."
"Harry it's the Evil Villain." Hermione said.
'Oh right." said Harry.
"What do you want?" Ron asked.
"I want the rememberall." Said the still invisible Evil Villain.
"If you know where it is why not just go get it." Draco said.
"That's a good question." said Ron.
"What would be the fun in that." Said the Evil Villain.
"That would make things rather boring." Said Neville.
"Hey where did Luna go?" Harry said suddenly.
Every one looked around.
"Don't look at me." Said the Evil Villain.
"No one can see you." Said Draco.
"Oh yeah"
Suddenly Luna came around a corner, holding something grey in her hand. "You won't be getting Neville's rememberall today Mr. Evil Villain." She said, and threw the object in the direction the rememberall was suppose be. As the object twirled through the air Hermione recognized it.
"RUN," she screamed.
Draco who was closest to the door was out first followed by Hermione then Harry and finally Ron. They rounded a corner to find Mrs. Norris sitting in the middle of the hallway.
"This way." Said Harry.
The four students ran down the hall, if Filch caught them it would be detention for sure.
"The flashback should be over now." Hermione yelled.
End of Flashback