Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would

L'Oreal (in 2015 one of the top five cosmetic brands, will it last till 23rd century… who knows?)

Antique by-line-'Because you're worth it'

Tellarite version

'If course I know I am worth it!'

Orion version – female

'I'm too sexy for this Terran cosmetic'

Betazoid version

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Andorian version

'Does this come in various shades of blue, or are you still pandering to the Pink Skin market?'*

Terran version

'Yes you are still worth it'!

Vulcan version

Although the V'Tosh do not follow illogical Terran beauty standards we do appreciate beauty. This brand is welcome to our system as long it caters to all melanin types.

Author's Note

*As a woman of colour finding good makeup in various shades of brown can still be a challenge, but it's better than it was 20 years ago