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Personal communication messages
Tellarite version
'Leave a message after the tone; I might get in touch if you are worth the effort
Orion version – for Terrans
'Is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me'
Orion version – for everyone else
'Hello, leave a message after the orgasm'
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
'What do you want?
Terran version
'Reach out and touch'
Klingon version
'Defend yourself! Qapla!'
Vulcan version
'Greetings, Dif-tor heh sumusa'