Ron Weasley and The Love Potion
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"Hello dear readers it's Tracy Davis along side my best friend Daphne Greengrass."
"We've been away for a few chapters Tracy but we're back now."
"Being in that last chapter was so exciting Daphne."
"It was, but now we have something that a lot of readers look forward to."
"What's that Daphne?"
"Weasley bashing!"
"Oh really, is that popular?"
"Oh yes very much so Tracy"
"Never would have guessed."
"Well that's the introduction is every one ready?"
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Harry Potter was sitting at the Gryffindor table in the great hall when Ginny Weasley walked up.
"I have a question." Hermione Granger said.
"Of course you do." said Harry.
'What is that?" said Hermione.
"What is what?" said Ron Weasley.
"Honestly Ron its like you don't notice anything that isn't edible."
Ron turned to Ginny. "Do you know what she's talking about?"
Ginny sighed. "I think she's talking about that."
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"Okay, okay no need to redo the whole thing."
"What about it?" Harry asked.
"What is it?"
"I believe Miss Granger that it is an attempt at a line break." Professor McGonnagall said.
"Why not just do a proper line break like this."
"For Merlin's sake Granger that's what you were on about?" said Draco Malfoy.
"Alright enough." said McGonnagall. "This is starting to get silly Miss Greengrass Miss Davis perhaps we should start over."
"Very well Professor," said Daphne.
"As we said we have some Weasley bashing because apparently it's very popular." said Tracy.
"So if everyone is ready again, we'll see if we can get an actual line break before the story continues."
Harry Potter was sitting at the Gryffindor table in the great hall when Ginny Weasley walked up.
"Hey Harry I brought you a pumpkin juice."
"Oh for crying out loud!"
"What is it now?" said Neville Longbottom.
"Hermione thinks there is something extra in the pumpkin juice." said Cedric Diggory.
"What else would be in the pumpkin juice?" asked Ron.
"Are you completely clueless Weasley?"said Pansy Parkinson.
"We've often wondered the same thing." said Fred.
"This story is completely off the rails." said Percy Weasley.
"What do you mean Percy?" asked George.
"This is the greatest story I've ever been in." said Lee Jordan.
"Really?" said Fred.
"No I'm just messing with Percy."
"This foolishness has lasted long enough." said Severus Snape. "You people will be here forever."
"What happened to McGonnagall." asked Ginny.
"She's in a time travel story with the next generation. Now Potter I believe you were sitting at your house table when Miss Weasley offered you a pumpkin juice."
Hermione Granger was reading a book.
"No I'm not."
"Sorry sorry." said Professor Sprout."That's the next chapter."
"Hermione's going to read a book?" said Fred.
Snape was rubbing his temples.
"Severus is everything alright.?" asked Professor Flitwick.
"No not at all, it's like everyone has been confounded. We can't get through a simple Weasley bashing and, you know how much practice we've had with that."
"I see. There's a lot of people here. Do we need everyone?"
"We are in the great hall, so it makes sense that a lot of people are here." said Harry.
"You want go somewhere else?" said Hermione.
"How about out by the lake." said Ron.
Harry Potter was out by the lake when Ginny Weasley approached.
"Hey Harry I brought you a pumpkin juice. Oh this is stupid. Why would I walk all the way out here with a glass of pumpkin juice?"
"That is a bit weird." said Neville.
"Alrigh' there ya lot."
"Hey Hagrid how did you know where we were?" Ron asked.
"Snape tol' me said ya was havin' problems."
"We are. Ginny is suppose to give Harry a glass of pumpkin juice." said Hermione.
"Wha's so hard 'bout that? Why ya doin that out here fer?It make more sense in the great hall."
"We were in the great hall." said Ginny.
"We kept getting interrupted." said Harry.
"We needed somewhere with less people." said Hermione.
"How bout the common room."
Harry Potter was sitting in the Gryffindor common room in his favorite squishy armchair when Ginny Weasley came up to him.
"Hey Harry I brought you a butterbeer."
"What happened to the pumpkin juice?" said Seamus Finnigan.
"Does it really matter?" said Neville.
"I'd rather have the butterbeer." said Harry.
"Where did you get the butterbeer?" asked Dean Thomas.
"Fred and George got it." said Ginny."
"You only got one?" asked Katie Bell.
"Katie my dear." said Fred.
"You disappoint us." said George.
"Of course not." said Fred.
"We have procured a plethora of said liquid refreshment." said George.
" A what?" asked Romalda Vain.
"It means a lot." said Hermione.
"What exactly are we suppose to be doing?" said Ron.
"Drinking butterbeer." said Fred, passing around bottles.
"No. I mean what happens after Ginny gives Harry the butterbeer, or the pumpkin juice or whatever?"
"This is just a guess, but I think Harry is suppose to drink it," said Oliver Wood.
"That's exactly what is suppose to happen." said Percy.
"What if he doesn't want to drink it." said George.
"Yeah, maybe he wants to keep it as a memento." said Fred.
"When you guys decide what happens come find me, I'm going for a walk." said Ginny. She walked over to the portrait hole and climbed out.
"When does the Weasley bashing start?" asked Cormac McLeggan.
"Who cares?" said Fred.
"It's party time." said George.
"What are we having a party for?" said Ron.
"Who cares?" said George.
"Have a butterbeer." said Fred.
"Harry are you going to drink the butterbeer?" Hermione asked.
"I don't know where it went."
"That's okay Harry here's another one."
"But he's suppose to drink the one Ginny gave him George."
"I'm Forge."
"Oh not that nonsense again."
"I'm only joking, I'm really Gred."
"Hey Harry do you know where Ginny went?" asked Ron.
"She went for a walk. Why?"
"I gotta see her."
"What now?"
"I'm in love."
"Yeah we know but what's that got to do with Ginny?"
Ron looked confused. "What do you mean? I'm in love with Ginny."
"What your sister?" said Neville.
"Mate that's disturbing." said Dean.
"Yeah that's disgusting." said Seamus.
"RONALD YOU COMPLETE BAFFOON." Hermione screeched.
"Now is really not the time Hermione." said Harry.
"He drank the wrong butterbeer."
"What?" said Ron.
"You drank the butterbeer that Ginny gave to Harry."
"So?"
Hermione was exasperated. "That was the one with the love potion in it."
"Love Potion?" said Neville.
"That's the point of the chapter, Ginny gives Harry a love potion and then the rest of us talk about how horrible the Weasley's are."
"Don't include us in that." said Fred.
"Yeah we're just trying to throw a party." said George.
"What do we do?" asked Harry.
"I've got the antidote." said Hermione.
"Why do you have the antidote for a love potion?" asked Parvati Patil.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "I needed it for the chapter to give to Harry."
So Hermione ran up to the girls dormitory to get the antidote, and gave it to Ron.
"Well Tracy that was an exciting chapter."
"Yeah but I don't think it went the way it was planned Daphne."
"Why do you say that?"
"Just a feeling."
"Oh wait, I'm getting word that we need to go back to the Gryffindor common room for some late developments."
There was a bang and a flash of light.
"OH FOR GODRIC"S SAKE!"
"No, for real Hermione." said Harry who was standing by a window. "Something just exploded inside Hagrid's hut."
Has anyone ever wondered why Harry's original Hogwarts letter came in the muggle mail?