Penelope Clearwater
and The Princess of
The Kingdom of Sunshine Daises
Patty Horror sewn Growlink J
Warning: Character Death
Dolores Umbridge was walking along-
"No, no, no, we don't need to go through that rubbish again," Professor McGonnagall said. "Girls, take it from here."
"Will do Professor. Well greetings again dear readers, it's me Daphne Greengrass alongside Tracy Davis."
"Hello once again everyone. Well Daphne that last chapter never really got started."
"No it didn't Tracy, but we're going to get this one off nice and smooth"
"What's this chapter about Daphne?"
"Well Tracy since last chapter didn't go so well we're going to try once again to feature our favorite special guest star, Mary Sue."
"Where does this chapter start Daphne?"
"This chapter starts aboard the Hogwarts Express"
Hermione opened the door to the compartment.
"Excuse me," she said to the young girl sitting alone. "Have you seen a toad? Neville's lost his."
"Who is Neville?" the girl asked.
"Neville Longbottom." Hermione said.
'Never heard of him." said the girl.
"Well I suppose not," Hermione said. "But that's not the point, the point is have you seen a toad?"
"No, but I've been in here, I don't think a toad could open the door and come in could it?"
"There you are Hermione we've been looking for you." Harry said.
"Why?"
"So we can ride together in the same compartment," Harry said very slowly.
"Harry, this is a first year story, we're not friends yet."
"We're not?"
"Did you find her?" Ron asked Harry,
"Well yeah, but there's a problem."
"What problem?"
"Hermione says this is a first year story so we haven't become friends yet."
"I can never work out what year any of these stories are taking place," Neville said. "Hallo Mary Sue," he said to the girl in the compartment.
"Hello Neville!" the girl said cheerfully waving at Neville.
"Wait a minute, you just said that you had never heard of Neville," Hermione said, looking at the girl shrewdly.
"Oh, that was just an act I was acting you know, for the story."
"Mary Sue always does a good job in these stories," Justin Finch-Fletchley said.
"Thanks Justin," Mary Sue said, giving Justin a big smile.
"Justin have you seen Neville's toad?" Hermione asked.
"Why don't you just use accio?" Mary Sue said.
"Now that's a good idea," Harry said. "Hermione, why didn't you think of that?"
"It's not that I didn't think about, it's that this is a first year story, like I've told you. We don't know how to accio yet."
"We don't?' Ron said.
"Of course not," Hermione said, looking around at all the confused faces. "What would be the point of running off to a magical school if you could already do the magic?'
At that moment the door to the compartment slid open to reveal Ernie MacMillan with Susan Bones and Hannah Abbot.
"So they're saying up and down the train that the Princess of the Kingdom of Sunshine Daises is in this compartment" Ernie said.
"I thought it was the Land of Butter Mellow" said Hannah.
"We don't get along to well with the Land of Butter Mellow," Mary Sue said.
"So there really is a Land of Butter Mellow?' Susan asked.
"Told you." Hannah said.
"Who cares about the Land of Butter Mellow?" said Justin.
"Are you really the Princess of the Kingdom of Sunshine Daises?" Rom asked Mary Sue.
Mary Sue smiled and nodded.
"WOW!" said Ron, Neville, Susan, Ernie, Justin and Hannah.
"What's the Kingdom of Sunshine Daises?" Harry asked Hermione.
"How should I know?"
"Well I suppose the same way you know every thing else."
"I still haven't found my toad," Neville said.
"Don't worry Neville I know a special spell that works for anything." Mary Sue said.
She took out her wand, made from an orange tree with a core of mermaid hair.
"Sunshine Daises, Butter Mellow toad come back to this fine fellow!"
At that moment the compartment door opened.
"Excuse me," said Penelope Clearwater. "I found this toad. Does it belong to anyone in here?"
"Trevor!" Neville exclaimed.
"Can you teach me that spell Mary Sue?'" Ron asked.
"Yeah, that was really great," Harry said.
Everyone except Hermione nodded in agreement.
"The spell had nothing to do with it." she said throwing her hands in the air.
"What do you mean?" Susan asked.
"She did the spell and the toad came back," said Ernie.
"We all saw it," Justin said.
"It was just a coincident." Hermione said.
"A coincident? Don't be silly Hermione." Ron said.
"Alright do something else with that 'spell' then," Hermione said with her hands on her hips.
"Yeah, do it again Mary Sue," Harry pleaded.
"I need an Agrippa Chocolate Frog card," said Ron.
"Agrippa?" said Fred.
"We've got three apiece," said George.
"I'll trade you for one," Ron said.
"I don't know," Fred said rubbing his chin pretending to be in deep thought.
"Can't really think of any thing you would have to trade," George said scratching his head.
"Mary Sue do something," Ron said.
Mary Sue smiled and pulled out her wand, coconut tree with a Goblin earwax core.
"Oh for crying out loud, stop the story," Hermione said.
"Not this again," said Neville.
"What's wrong?" Hannah asked.
"Hermione's spotted a problem with the story," Harry said rolling his eyes.
"Look a wand made of orange tree and mermaid hair is just ridiculous, but I didn't say any thing because we've had too many interruptions. However it can't change from that to coconut tree with Goblin earwax."
"Why not?" asked Ernie.
"Yeah it is a magic wand." said Justin.
"Has anyones wand ever changed?" Hermione asked.
"Well no, but I've never thought of it either," said Harry.
"And another thing, how did all these people get in here?"
"What do you mean, all these people?" asked Neville.
"There's twelve people in this compartment."
"So."
"So these compartments only hold six, there's twice that in here."
"Hermione, it's a magic train," Ron said.
"I thought Mary Sue was going to do the spell again," Justin said.
"Yeah every one be quiet so Mary Sue can do the spell again," said Susan.
"Sunshine Daises! Butter Mellow! Ron needs the Agrippa Chocolate Frog card!"
Penelope Clearwater, who had been talking to someone in the hallway, came back in eating a Chocolate Frog.
"Ron, Percy told me you collect the cards you can have this one."
Ron took the card said thanks then turned the card over.
"Thanks Mary Sue!" he said holding up the Agrippa card.
"Wow that was great Mary Sue!" every one said except Hermione, who was now banging her head against the side of the compartment.