A/N: Because it was itching to be written ever since Blaine said it, but I only just figured out a tiny bit of plot for it!

Blaine led Kurt down to the basement of Dalton - his footsteps light, almost trembling with anticipation.

"You remember the rules, right?" Blaine whispered.

Kurt nodded wordlessly - sweating, despite the aircon.

Blaine let out a breath before opening the cement door. Light flooded the dark hallway.

Kurt stepped into a world quite unlike his own.

A giant thud echoed as Jeff hit the floor - Nick straddling him.

"I win!" Nick crowed, and Jeff pouted.

"Best two out of three?"

"Why? You know I'm going to beat you again."

"Maybe I just like being under you." Jeff said suggestively, and Nick raised an eyebrow, leaning over to kiss him gently.

Blaine glanced at Kurt, seeing how wide his eyes were, and laughed.

"Yeah, Nick and Jeff are a couple." He said dismissively.

"What? Since when?"

"I'm not sure. A while?" Blaine shrugged, leading Kurt over to a secluded corner and dropping his bag. "Anyway, welcome to Dalton Fight Club."

He turned to the rest of the Warblers, and seeing his opportunity, Kurt pounced. Blaine ended up sprawled, with Kurt sitting triumphantly on his back. The Warblers let out laughs and claps of appreciation.

"So much for being the best, Blaine." Flint called with a grin. "You were beaten by a newbie."

"Beginners luck." Blaine frowned, twisting his lower body and turning so Kurt sat on his stomach.

A few of the Warblers let out wolf-whistles, and Blaine ignored them, helping Kurt up. He quickly set up a sparring pair before the Warblers dispersed – moving to the weights and the other equipment.

"We're not a...real Fight Club." Blaine explained softly. "But it's just us Warblers...We don't really fight, and this is the gym...but we turn the lights down low and pretend we're hardcore."

"What are you talking about Blaine? We are hardcore!" Jeff flexed his arms and Nick kissed his bicep before dragging him to the weights.

"Blaine just thinks he's tough." Flint called from where he was leaning against the wall, taking a break as another pair of Warbler's sparred.

"I don't know, he scared the crap out of all of us the first time. He got right up in our faces, yelling at us, and warning us what would happen if we broke the rules of Dalton Fight Club..." Trent smirked, and Blaine blushed.

"He's pretty scary for a little guy." Flint laughed, and Blaine wrinkled his nose.

"Alright, everyone shut up and get back to work." Blaine barked.

Immediately, the room fell silent, the Warblers dropping their smirks and returning to their exercises.

Kurt let a small chuckle escape. "Whipped." He coughed, and a lot of the Warblers shot him dirty looks.

Blaine grinned happily, turning to Kurt.

"So...want to spar?"

Kurt grinned. "With you?"

"Of course!" Blaine laughed. "I wouldn't let any of these guys hurt you."

Kurt rolled his eyes. "Why, you think I can't take them?" he challenged, and a low hum of approval went through the room.

"Newbie's brave." David smirked appreciatively, loosening his shoulders up.

"Alright then..." Blaine grinned. "Let's go then."

He clapped his hands, bringing the Warblers to attention. "Sparring line. Kurt, you're mine."

Another wolf whistle went out, and Kurt grinned.

^.^

Thirty minutes was all it took before each Warbler had been knocked to the ground.

Blaine was confused, rubbing his sore ribs. "What just happened?"

"I can hold my own, Blaine Anderson."

Blaine shook his head. "What about every time Karofsky slammed you into the lockers? Why didn't you..." he gestured at the confused and disgruntled Warblers in various stages of pain.

"You can't fight fire with fire, Blaine. I would've been just as bad as him."

Blaine shook his head. "Yeah, but you could've at least defended youself."

"It would've only given him an incentive to hurt me more." Kurt explained patiently.

Blaine shook his head, and Jeff looked up from where he was on his back, nursing his arm.

"I vote Kurt for new Team Captain."

A/N: A little bit unrealistic, but meh. I liked the idea of Kurt smacking the crap out of the Warblers. Anyway, so we gave you two chapters today because it's the 29th of February, meaning it's the first of March tomorrow, and with 250 chapter up, means we have 25 days to upload 115 chapters. Ha. Haha. Ha. No, we're not expecting to make it, but we're going to try our hardest while keeping it quality.