A/N: Okay, we'll be tinychatting in an hour. We shall post the link with our next chapter.

T for innuendo's.


The Saw – 139

Frankenteen – 109

Warbler – 132

Barbara – 32

"How'd you get so good at bowling?" Kurt asked a Blaine bowled a strike – putting himself in the lead with a solid fist pump.

Blaine grinned proudly. "Cooper always took me to play. He taught me – raised me on bowling. It's one of my favourite sports – besides fencing."

"If you could call it a sport…" Finn mumbled as Rory looked up from the other aisle.

"You fence?"

Blaine grinned and nodded as Rachel bowled a gutter-ball. She let out a depressed, pathetic sigh and Finn helped her immediately, earning her seven pins down. She cheered and sat down happily, and Finn looked proud of himself.

"You sure you don't want to play?" Blaine turned and kissed Kurt on the forehead.

"Quite sure." He smiled. "You never know who's fingers have been in those holes."

"That's what he said." Puck snickered, and looked for a high-five from Finn, but he just looked disgusted.

Kurt and Blaine ignored him, choosing instead to wait until Puck's next turn before accidentally knocking a bag off one of the chairs with a loud clatter, causing Puck to fudge his go, knocking only two pins down.

He glared at them while he waited for his ball, and they returned his gaze with innocent expressions - ones that changed into smirks as soon as his back was turned.

^.^

Blaine had won his game - without using anymore dirty tactics – and had proudly called up Cooper to report his winnings. The others had all gone home – Kurt was waiting for Blaine to finish up his conversation so they could go.

When Blaine finally hung up, he was beaming.

"Was he happy?"

"Immensely. He's always proud when I win." Blaine grinned. "I don't understand why you won't play though. You can always wash your hands."

Kurt scoffed. "No thanks. Besides, watching you bend over is better than playing any day."

Blaine flushed, grinning a little.

"You know what we should do?"

"Hmm?"

Blaine grinned. "My parents are out of town, and Cooper is with his girl…maybe we could go there…and make use of the innuendo from earlier…"

Kurt took a moment to understand what he was saying before bursting into peals of uncontrollable laughter.

"You're such an idiot." Kurt laughed fondly.

Blaine stared at him with hopeful eyes and Kurt's grin grew.

"Fine, but it's my turn to bowl."

Blaine's eyes grew wide and he grinned.

"Strike!"


A/N: God, that's horrible.