A/N: Crackfics are fun :D It's 1am. Yay?
It was all Rachel's fault.
He wasn't entirely sure how she'd talked him into it, or even why, but he knew it was her fault.
She was the only one who would have been able to talk him into letting this...this tragedy occur. Well, the only one beside Mercedes or Blaine, but they both knew better.
Rachel, on the other hand, didn't.
"Please Kurt?" she'd pleaded, cornering him in one of the hallways at McKinley. "We need space to spread out, and you're the only one with a big enough room. You can even invite Blaine if you'd like! Please Kurt?"
Kurt now glared at Rachel over the fondue sets on the floor of his room. She'd talked him into helping her throw a fondue party in his room – in his formerly white room – and had invite the whole glee club.
Including Puck and Finn, who were currently dripping cheese sauce, and melted chocolate onto his carpet.
Why, Kurt didn't know. Rachel had been complaining about not being able to use her fondue set for a while now. It was only a matter of time before she actually acted on it.
Blaine sat next to him, watching him nervously as Kurt restrained himself.
"Are you sure it's okay if we eat in your room?" he asked softly.
Kurt clenched his fists, giving a frustrated nod.
"It's fine." He growled.
"It's obviously not." Blaine said gently, taking his hand. Kurt turned tortured eyes on him, practically collapsing into Blaine's side.
"They're ruining my room. Rachel is ruining my room." He whispered in shock, tears starting to well in his eyes.
Blaine hugged him comfortingly, making soothing noises.
"Rachel's going to pay for this." Kurt whispered determinedly.
He glanced back at her, where she was happily eating a chocolate covered strawberry.
"It's okay. Chocolate comes out of carpet!" Blaine said proudly, trying to cheer him up.
"No it doesn't." Kurt muttered.
"It totally does! Cooper and I were playing with chocolate once, but then we bleached it and everything was fine."
"Blaine." Kurt growled impatiently. "My carpet is beige. Bleach will turn it white!"
Blaine paused, and cringed as another dollop of cheese landed on the floor. Before Kurt could yell at anyone, he stuffed a chocolate-covered strawberry in his mouth and kissed him afterwards, before whispering in his ear.
"We can create some pretty interesting colours on the carpet to even it out later, and who knows..." he whispered. "Maybe I can dip you in the fondue."