Hillary and Trump look at Bernies new thong, it had floral print on it, and wuz not sooper sexy. "Nuh uh girlfriend" said Trump, always the sassy one "that thong does not bring out ur eyes" Hillary looked shocked at how Trump had just put down her main bae "Trump, you love Bernie as much as I do, u kno how much insulting his thongs hurts him" Hillary knew that trump was right, and the thong did not compliment Bernies eyes at all, but she was always willing to say whatever made her baes happy. Suddenly Bernie decided to talk for himself "Yo dawg, I can som shade from Trump, he my main hunney" both Hillary and Trump looked shocked "wtf Bernie?! Why are you talking like that?!" "Sorry guys" Bernie said "I'm high af right now" both Trump and Hillary understood that Bernie really liked the marjuananauanaus "that's all right baby" Hillary said "we understand". "Yeah" said Trump "let's get lit bruh" then they all got high onmarjuananauanaus and made out with each other. It was then Bernie, trump and hillary knew this was the best relationship they would ever be in.
End part two