A/N: I swear, most of these are giant crack fics. We love it.

"Blaine, we are not getting a rabbit."

"But why?" Blaine whined, burying his head into the pillow.

Kurt shook his head firmly, tugging Blaine up. "What do you think of when you think of rabbits?"

"Fluffy, cute little happy creatures with fluffy ears and cute tails."

Kurt glared at him.

"Why? What do you think of?" Blaine inquired, rolling over to look at him properly.

"Fucking. Shagging." Kurt muttered exasperatedly. "You know, what we were just doing?" he grimaced.

Blaine rolled his eyes. "I waited a customary fifteen minutes before asking for a rabbit."

"What kind of customary is it to ask for a rabbit just after sex?"

"My kind of customary." He explained happily. "Besides, what else do you think of?"

"Offspring...Multitudes of tiny baby rabbits..."

Blaine blinked at him sleepily, frowning.

"But Kurt...what if we only got boys!"

"They'd fight." Kurt said sensibly, rolling off the bed and pulling his boxers on.

"Hey, where are you going?" Blaine pouted. "What happened to cuddles?"

"I don't want cuddles if all you're going to do is whinge about me not letting you have a rabbit."

Blaine crawled to the edge of the bed, grabbing Kurt's hand and pulling him back down next to him, curling contentedly next to him.

Kurt rolled his eyes, but wrapped his arms back around his boyfriend, smiling despite himself as Blaine snuggled into him, murmuring contentedly.

"You're still naked." Kurt commented,

"Good observation skills." Blaine noted with a grin. "You're not."

"I've got things to do!"

"Bullshit." Blaine laughed. "You left because I brought up rabbits. We were going to go to bed."

"Yeah, well..." Kurt mumbled and Blaine hummed happily.

"You're not really angry, are you?" Blaine asked, kissing his arm gently.

"No. I'm just a little affronted that you were so quick to jump to rabbits after that mind-blowing orgasm."

Blaine laughed, petting down Kurt's sides.

"It was an important question." He murmured defensively, kissing Kurt's neck.

Kurt raised an eyebrow.

"Asking me if you can get a rabbit is not a question that should be important after sex Blaine."

Blaine frowned. "Well, I was thinking how happy I was, and how happy I am with you."

"I swear, if you make reference to us being happy because we have a rabbit..."

"This isn't going anywhere." Blaine quickly backtracked, because that was exactly what he was making reference to. "I just...I think rabbits would be fun."

Kurt sighed and shook his head, closing his eyes and getting comfortable.

"Hey Kurt... What if we just got girls?"

A/N: Lmfao...Also, we're keen to tinychat if you guys are :)