HI everyone time for a new chapter! This one will introduce a few more of the ripple effects from harry's choice (im sure the others were obvious so far) well anyway I dont own anything except a few random ideas that'll show up later. Feedback and ideas are appreciated.

So Far Edward was seriously considering burning hogwarts to the ground.

He was in Hufflepuff. HUFFLEPUFF! The house of the marshmellow puffs.

"we already saw how slythrin went. the puff's will do you good. Fuck this school and it's talking cheese scented hat."

Honestly today was so upsetting that all he wanted to do was curl up in a chair, get some hot chocolate and relax by the fires in his new common room.

and Merlin help you if the hot chocolate came without tiny marshmellows.

"Before we begin tonights most wonderful feast I have a few announcements"

Well shit. Turning to the head table Edward got a good look at his (former?) enemy. The most noticable thing was he looked tired, tired and upset.

"as you are no doubt aware of Hogwarts will be playing host to a slew of new courses and guest teachers for the next seven years."

"the letter said at LEAST seven. guess dumbles wants this over as soon as possible."

As soon as Fumbles stopped speaking music began playing, not a song with words just a upbeat pop tune.

"oh joy they have a thing for big enterances"

The Clouds on the great hall ceiling pooled together into one small dark cloud right over where the sorting hats stool was a few minutes ago (carried off by a very old, very angry filtch). Before anyone had a chance to question what in the frozen hell was going on a pole (not unlike that of a strip club) shot out of the cloud and buried it's self in the stone.

"oh bet dumbles is going to love fixing that"

And then shit started getting weird. "Baby teeeeeeeell me why aaaaaaaaaaangels fall from the skyyyyyyyyyyy"

'Oh dear gods please tell me someone isnt swinging their way down the pole and singing a love song in the worst voice ever."

"Wheneeeeeeeever you walk by"

"why would I pray to god? I've met god. hes a douche and he hates me"

By now he was low enough that Eddy-boy could get a good look at him. He was tall. Really tall. Like seven foot eight, he had dark skin either a wicked tan or possibly mediterranean ancestory His hair was a shocking purple color for some reason and is eyes matched it. He was currently wearing a pair of white pants. Thats it. gods edward could practically feel the female hormones in the air around him.

"Our guest teacher looks like he walked out of an anime"

There was however one other thing of note.

"he's not using his hands or even gripping it with his feet, it's like he's magnatized to it"

and it was true the soles of his shoe-less feet and the small of his back were the only things even touching the pole, Heck he was shuffeling a deck of cards!. About three feet from the ground he threw the deck at the students who watched as the cards flowed threw the air over to the Wall next to ravenclaw and formed a door.

"whats up dudes and dudettes My name is kyoka. I'm here as the first person to greet ya from Hayon"

"from what?"

OMAKE-

There was a voice in Harry's head.

There was a voice in harry's head apologizing abut old men and cheese.

"I knew this day would come"

" DO-"

With a scream and a blast of accidental magic all the clothing on Harry potter (including the poor sorting hat) was instantly shredded. With a wave of his (somehow surviving) want he began leaking cocolate pudding from his nipples and ran from the room screaming.

"I SWEAR I'LL BE THE GREATEST SAILOR SCOUT EVER!"

omake end