A/N: We just CBF, now you're gonna get a chapter every half hour :)

"Blaine, remind me why I let you do the grocery shopping this week?" Kurt called up the stairs. Blaine couldn't tell his mood, deciding honesty was the best.

"Because you told me you were busy writing assignments and I just had to go, otherwise we'd spend the whole week eating take away?" He called back, appearing at the top of the stairs.

"Oh, right." Kurt murmured. "You took the grocery list I wrote you right?" he checked.

Blaine glanced to the side nervously.

"Of course." He replied smoothly.

Kurt smiled up at him, raising an eyebrow as he leant against the wall as he folded his arms, crossing his ankles.

"So why is the pantry full of junk?" he asked pleasantly.

Blaine faltered.

"Um…"

"And did you get any meat?"

Blaine sat heavily on the top step.

"Um…"

"Or fruit or vegetables?"

Blaine thunked his head against the wall.

"Dammit."

Kurt grinned at him.

"That's a no then?"

"Dammit dammit dammit." He swore.

"I'm guessing you forgot the list and just bought whatever looked good?" Kurt asked gently.

Blaine nodded sadly.

Kurt held his hand out to him.

"Come on."

Blaine looked up hopefully.

"Why?"

"We're going shopping."

Blaine looked doubtful again.

"Why?" he asked hesitantly.

"So I can teach you how to grocery shop. Properly."

Blaine hurried down the stairs, taking Kurt's hand.

"I don't know whether to be scared or excited…."

^.^

"If it's green, it's not ripe." Kurt explained, picking up a banana.

"But…if it's a green avocado, then it is ripe?" Blaine asked, cocking his head.

"Exactly."

"Ugh." Blaine moaned. "Why is fruit so confusing?"

"Okay, watermelon time."

Blaine raised an eyebrow as Kurt led him over. "You don't want ones that are too big – they dry out and go gross far too quickly. But the small ones have far too much juice."

Blaine frowned.

"So we want the medium sized ones?" he guessed.

Kurt beamed at him proudly.

"Exactly." he laughed gently, taking his hand. "Come on. It's time to go look at the junk food."

Blaine stared after Kurt suspiciously. "Why…"

"Because I'm going to teach you how to figure out the healthy junk from the crappy junk."

Blaine grinned.

Perhaps he could come to like shopping after all.

^.^

"Blaine…. Why are there five watermelons in the kitchen?"

"….I didn't know which medium one to choose."

A/N: Do love Blainers