If I owned Harry Potter Snape would be a assassin playing both sides for profit until he got bored/rich. I did warn before that I'm slow to update. I'll be changing a few things around later on.

It took less then a week for Harry Potter to come to a startling conclusion.

Hogwarts was fucking boring.

For the past week he had been going to the Exact same classes learning the Exact same spells with the only difference being how confusing the professors explanation was.

"Today class we will be turning Matches into needles. Now pay attention. Look at the match. Now back to me. Back to the match. It is now a needle. Look up! Now down. Your needle is now a outline for a 50 page report on why you fail. you have two days. get out."

"really great teaching style they got here" Harry thought as he gathered his stuff. Not even bothering with the essay outline fully knowing by tomorrow she'd just be teaching them about needle transformations again in some other weird way harry continued on to lunch.

After making his way to Lunch Harry ploped down next to Edward and grabbed the closest bowl of food and started eating.

"Potter. why are you sitting here? Also you're eating Ddraig's Homework" Gotta love that Hufflepuff togetherness.

Spitting out the paper harry replied to his (evil) housemate "Look Ed it's been a bad week. classes really suck"

After giving a glare at Harry for calling him Ed he replied back. "wait you're still going to those? Potter I quit going to classes after Mcgongall told us on Tuesday that the first step to changing a match into a needle was 14 human sacrifices in the name of shimsham wallawalla bingbang"

"yeah shrry hic guys the updates ulp been taxshin the systa-the syxta- hic the game." That god both boys attention. Turning to the left they saw the god they both slightly despised sitting right next to Harry. The first thing they noticed was he was drunk out of his skull. The second was just how bad a state he was in. He was thinner then the last time they saw him and he had dark bags under his eyes, he was also paler then paper. Edward also idly noticed how nobody was even glancing at the three of them (though if he had looked a bit more closely he would have seen both Ron and Draco had been listening in).

Harry had to ask. "the hell happened to you?"

"hic famly proba-probi hic bad stuff. lotsa new gammers shin stats s'in stuff hic changin 'n chang'n and runin and hydin hic but itsh ok now updating the game shoon. {blaaaargh}." With that he fell back and disappeared through a hole in the floor leaving nothing but a half full cup and a bit of vomit.

"Behold ladies and gentlemen God in all his splendor." Deadpanned Edward.

"What the hell was he even drinking?" asked Harry.

Slightly curious himself Edward leaned over and took a sniff. "I think it's Ginger ale" he said in mild confusion and annoyance.

With that both boys went back to their lunches before one thought struck harry.

"wait did he say family problems?"

OMAKE

It was dark. No it was more then dark. It was a place with no light. The only things that existed in this place were three beings standing over a chained fifth being.

?:"why do you do this brother? why seek out your own end? we do not enjoy binding you. just end the game"

The chained being now revealed to be Remzal began laughing.

Remzal: "Khur-Zaffar, Mah-rion ,and little fellia you know as well as I a awakened spark cant be shut off. I finally get to die"

The Trio were quiet for a time before the smallest of them spoke.

?: "We cannot stop the game. But we can change it"

as the trio slowly began to reach towards Their brother he had time for one more thought before the agony began.

"this is not going to be fun"