A/N: I need to go home soon...

"No. You've gone too far. That's…no."

"But Kurt…you said we could do roleplay!" Blaine whined, still holding up the costume.

"I can't even form an appropriate response to that." Kurt muttered, rubbing his eyes with his palm.

"What's wrong with Xena?"

Kurt cringed. "She's a woman."

"She's a Warrior Princess!" he exclaimed happily.

"Blaine, why do you want me to wear a skirt?" Kurt paced, flustered. "Not to mention a freakin' bra!"

"It's a breast plate!" Blaine countered. "And you really looked hot in that kilt…"

"But…"

"Come on, how is this any different from when you were at Prom? We don't even have to go out in public!"

"But Blaine…" Kurt whined.

Blaine knelt down, dropping the costume and walking forward on his knees. Kurt watched him sadly – fully knowing that he wasn't going to get his way tonight. That Xena costume would inevitably end up on him for a brief period of time.

Blaine was trailing his fingers up Kurt's legs, and he sighed.

"Please babe?" Blaine asked, looking up at Kurt through his eyelashes. "Please, please? For me?"

"Blaine…" Kurt whined, dropping to sit on the bed. Blaine shuffled forwards on his knees, parting Kurt's thighs and hugging him around the waist.

"Just for tonight. Then you can do anything you want." He rested his head on Kurt's stomach, looking up at him from under his lashes.

Kurt was right, once again.

^.^

"I feel stupid. And bare. Mostly stupid." Kurt mumbled, peeking his head around the bathroom door.

"Let me see!" Blaine had stripped to just his boxers and was sitting on the bed, his leg jiggling excitedly.

"I don't think I want you to." It fit, which was strange. Almost a little too well. "Are you sure you're not secretly bi…? Because this breast plate does far too much for things that don't actually exist."

Blaine snorted. "I'm sure. I'm gay. Definitely gay. And even if I'm not, I'm very in love with you. So it shouldn't matter whether I'm gay or straight or bi or pan or…a…"

Kurt snorted, and shook his head. "You're adorable."

"You'd be more adorable if you let me see you."

Kurt sighed, closing his eyes and letting the door swing open.

Blaine's mouth fell open as he took in the bronze armour covering Kurt's pale skin. His face was flushing, and Blaine just started at him in awe.

"Oh god…I love you."

A/N: We didn't feel like writing actual smut anymore.