Hey there avid readers or just bored people, this here is my first story about obviously taken from the title. Here's where Deadpool meets the fanfiction universe and the first up to meet is RWBY. Yeah...this is gonna be...different.

There's going to be spoilers obviously.

Deadpool is talking in "" or otherwise indicated, yellow caption box is (), & white caption box is [].

Disclaimer: Like hell I'm creator or owner of Deadpool or RWBY.

"The scene opens to the readers with our awesome hero Deadpool sitting cross-legged in a certain Star Trek 60s' command chair and says, 'Hey there readers. Some of you are probably wondering why is there an announcement just after the prologue of this story featuring me. Well I'm here to explain it all.'"

("A yellow caption box appears over Deadpool's left shoulder and depicts, "Well our writer is terrible, lazy and just plain terrible.'")

["A white caption box appears over Deadpool's right shoulder and depicts, 'Or to be more specific rather than post a new chapter bi-weekly he instead practically finished writing it and didn't post it for your enjoyment.'"]

(All he had to do was fill in the small details of scenes, correct the grammar)

[Dot i's and cross t's]

"Draw the nipples and detail that ass. Oh wait, this is writing he has no drawing skills."

[But never fear for he shall soon post the entire story completely finished.]

(Just after he watches the movies Hardcore Henry and RWBY vol 1 in theaters on 4/27 which is today; talk about shameless support.)

"It certainty shows what kind of man our writer is watching a tv show about 4 high school girls."

[Technically one is a middle schooler.]

("Ohhhh yeaaaah he's really being seen in a new kind of light now.)

"At least he's pre-ordered our Blu-ray"

"Oh! That's right! Guys be sure to grab a copy of my awesome film"

(It be nice if we succeed in sales like Firefly.)

[Pretty sure we won't.]

"Anyway to show how much I love you guys and to screw this writer I'm gonna post a few scenes from the unedited chapters for you guys to enjoy!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" screamed Roman.

"YOUR FANGIRLS!" screamed Deadpool.

"I wish I had the most legal available boner right now"

[Nice to know that we haven't compromised the age restriction of the story.]

"WHY ARE YOU WEARING ONE OF MY SKIRTS!?" says a furious Weiss in a shrieking tone of voice.

[You can't kill him he has story continuity.]

"And there you have it folks, a little bit of preview for when the writer posts the story within two weeks."

HEY! Who formatted my hard drive i had a lot of work on there

'"He's talking about his pr0n,' whispered Deadpool."

[Hey isn't our story on that hard dri-]