(here's the second chapter today :3)
i luv al of u who reviwed ecept tha flemzers becuz u r suky (Such a good argument...)
moonglow steredted her joruny 2 tha moonstone and shesed jumpped of of tha ledruk (Didn't the other cat die when he did that...?) end clepped her pews togeatadr (PHYSICS) end shez so heppie (Everyone's so happy that the leader is replaced by a random kit who would die in two seconds if it wasn't Moonglow ._.) end seh saw a badger adn shz killad it in 1 hit (...logical) end evryon chared 4 her end she cuntinue to monston.
moonkit lokeded up to thr ski end sow a tundrsom (...thunderstorm?) end run fester end seh saw tha moonstone end seh tuched it end fell asleep. (That was all sudden and random...)
moonglow scremed end notoiced da story aera (The story area? I just imagined kits sitting in a circle in her dream and reading a story about worshipping Satan) end seh stoped scrememing end she noitedest SPOOOTTT STAAAARRRRR!1111!2 ! (You see her because she DESERVES StarClan.)
(hmmm maybe Moonglow can defy logic and physics because she's secretly a demon)
omg enother cliffhender! (...oh hey it's a dead leader in StarClan OH MY GOD CLIFFHANGEERRRR GAAAAASP)
it wez sow herd 2 updete evary dey end i aded a naw prsen to my teem.
WECAME AAHLYSGRL69!111!111211111 1! (I feel sorry for her.)
(Slightly less torture I guess but it will only get worse hahahaha someone help me)
(thanks to everyone reading!)