(yaaay a third torture chapter posted on the same day)
i luv u ell whu dint felm ok herez chapert fur. (I'm scared to read this chapter)
moontglow scremed at spotstar end seh told hur "but u r DED!" she screemed. (Quite a lot of screaming going on in this story)
spotstar shuk hr hed end sehd yes i am ded but n starclan" she meled (meled? mewed?) moonglow shooked (SHE SHOOKED. HOW DOES ONE SHOOKED? XD) and luked for othr cets "whar is the othr cetz isnt thar suposed 2 be mor?" moonkit aeks.
spotster nodds edn fliks her tel end SAVERAL CETS JUMPZ OUT OF DA SHEDOWZZZZ! abut 8! ("abut 8" kind of ruined the dramatic moment you were apparently trying to create ._.) moonglow waz supriszed end szeh jumpped baeuk frum da katz end seh auked dem "why r u ell cring" (cats don't cry but this universe seems to ignore physics) becuz they wahr ell snaffling (Isn't snaffling fun? I like to snaffle. *snaffles*) end dey sed "we lust ur depudding (DEPUDDING. DEPUTY PUDDING. YUM.) wehn he waz comin hur but we wal stert da ceremany now. " (Umm is he in the Dark Forest...?) sed 1 cat (Getting better at naming cats, I see. I'd rather have the name "1 cat" than "Camerared") end dey ell wlked fowad 2 moonglow and she get hr 9 lievs (So detailed.) "OMGI EM MOONSER NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!1111111111!"
(Well congratulations "MOONSER")
(and cats are usually honored to be leader not "OMG IM LEDUR Y#&T$RGFVHJ")
(The Clan is doomed.)
dis wez witren buy moonkit098 (...okay)
(More torture chapters coming soon :3)