(This chapter looks slightly less torturous, hmmm...)
(I think this is actually meant to be a trollfic, but I'll continue anyway)
hi um this is ashleygirl69 :) moonkit is me (my*) friend, so im happy to help her out with this fic! :) hope u enjoy!
moonstar padded back to camp, feeling so happi (It was almost correct) , for she was the new leader her clan deserved! (She's going to kill them)
"what if i'm bad leader?" (She will be...probably) she had wondered to herself, her happy, super happy (Everything is happy super happy because Spotstar was murdered) mood fading. "what if i really really bad leader?!" her thoughts got worse. "WHAT IF I KIIILLL MY CLAAAAN?!" (Oh hey we're thinking the same thing)
(But if she kills her Clan I won't be surprised ._.)
Moonstar soon arived back at camp, with vury nice faces greeting her, making her forgot her horribul thughts. (IT'S ALMOST AVERAGELY SPELLED *GASP*)
"omg! Mooniglow- I MEAN MOONISTAR!11LOL!" an apprentice caled lolopaw had gigled. (...oh.)
a tom pushed past the apprentice. "oh moonstar" he flipped his hair. (IS THIS STARTING A LOVE QUADRANGLE) "im sorry if my apprentice-" he fliped his hair again, and pushed lolopaw away. (...cats don't hair-flip) "was annoying a gud-lucking she kitty cat like u." ("Gud-lucking she kitty cat". Master of compliments, I see...) his tone was smooth and slick.
"omg!" thought moonstar. "thats treespot! one of the most kawaii toms in teh clan!" (...I doubt cats know what "kawaii" is) she gigled, and her face flushed red. (Do cats blush?) "omg its okay." moonstar noticed that he was getting closer to heeeeer. (Maybe he'll defy physics and logic and whip out a knife and stab her to death) "omgomgomgomkomoggmmg!" she screeched. (...)
"Oh, as long as she wasn't ANNOYING YOU." He flicked his hair. (...)
Lolopaw stared, jelous. "uhmarentwespousetotrain?" she said softly, her voice barely a whisper. ("Aren't we spouse to train"? Are you married to training? Maybe they're all married to their training and can't have mates so the leader demon can never reproduce :D)
Moonistar and treeSpot (...treeSpot) stared into eachother's eyes, their eyes sparkling. "Mooonstar, want to gooo-"
TREESPOT'S WORDS WERE CUT OFF AS A MASSIVE SCRECH CAME FROM BEHIND THE WARRIOR'S DEN. "I WANT TO BE DEPUTY UUURGH!" (...oh)
Moonistar stomped over. it was leafcloud and pillowfart. (...okay leafcloud is a good name but...what even) the two cats were bruthurs. THEY ALWAYS FIGHTED!2332 (OH NO THEY FIGHTED TWO THREE THREE TWO OH NOOOOO the numbers are coming for you) IT WAS SUCH A PAIN IN THE TAIL OMG. (...) "wats going on here." moonistar said, her voice high. (...why is it so high it has to be mentioned)
"i want to be deputy! but leafcloud is being a meanie!" sobbed pillowfart. "can i be deputy?!" pillowhart sobbed. again. (...you can't beg to be deputy, especially with a name like pillowfart)
THERE WAS A DRAMATIC PAUSE. AND EVERYONE GASPED WHEN MOONSTAR REPLIED.
"nah." she said unethusisatically. (...well okay then)
-ashleygirl69
(...uh)
(...that...was...)
(I honestly don't know how to react 0_0)