"I want to take you on a date. An all out, cliché dinner date at the fanciest restaurant I could find." Ashley told Andy.
Andy raised an eyebrow. "Oh? And when would this be?" he asked.
"Tonight. At 6 o' clock sharp." Ashley said.
"You seem pretty cocky that I'm going to agree to this 'date'." Andy said, smirking. "How do you know I'll say 'yes'?"
Ashley smirked back. "Because you're my boyfriend, stupid. You're my stupid boyfriend and I am stupidly in love with you, and you're stupidly in love with me."
Andy kissed Ashley.
"You know it, stupid." he laughed.
Andy and Ashley stared into each other's eyes, each man finding as much beauty as he could with a single stare.
Andy laughed.
"What?" Ashley asked, smiling.
"This whole thing is funny to me. I was kicked out of Heaven by God himself for being gay. And you know what? I'm right here, with you, being gay. And I absolutely fucking love it."
Ashley laughed with Andy as they kissed again.
"I can't wait to see you tonight." Ashley said, winking. "You'll look great in that suit."
"Suit? I don't own any clothes but the ones on my back. And I don't even have that. You know all I wear is pants." Andy protested.
"Oh? Then what's this?" Ashley walked into the bedroom and pulled out a brand new suit and bowtie, which he had bought for Andy at one point when he was asleep. He walked into the living room with it, and Andy's eyes widened.
"You didn't." Andy said, looking at the suit.
"Oh, but I did." Ashley smiled, handing it to Andy.
"It's so... It's lovely, Ash. I love it." Andy said, admiring his gift. "How...how did you know my size?"
"I may or may not have taken your measurements while you were sleeping the other night." Ashley smirked.
"Creep." Andy laughed.
"I'm your creep." Ashley corrected.
Andy kissed the top of Ashley's head.