(more fun)
hia giyz itzzzz moonkit098 (((: (hey there friend ._.)
rainbowkit gruld at hur bruhber "omg u r so annoyaling" her slped at bloodkit bloodkit hised hiz reinbow fir branslitng. (...bloodkit has rainbow fur?)
rainbowkit lughed end meuled "todey apentice tomorrow leeeeEEDERR!" her lughed ruling on de grund "omg lek we gone be aprenticed lol" bloodkit alzo rull on de grund (NO STOP YOU WERE LITERALLY JUST BORN)
reinbowkit gut ip pedded out of nrseyr bloodkit folowing moonstar waz un the ledruk yuwlin "OMG MI KITZ BECUM APPRENTIZEZ I MENTUR BLOODPAWPAW END TREESPOTS MENTURZ RAINBOWPAW OMG EHEHE" (...this is not okay) moonstar screemead lolopaw waz also screemin happynes everywhere loling happys (Everyone was screaming happiness and loling happys. Again, this is all because the previous leader was killed ._.)
shadowpool pedding ot of den smillign belly fat like pregaanentnt "OMG I GINVIN bbutrrRBRUTHG." SHE YOWLED TREESPOTS RUN OVR SCRECHIN DEN GREBBED SHADOWPOOLS KITZ LICKING THUMP RAPIZILY. (...what?)
(Who's the father, anyway...?)
lolopaw ran ovur 2 treespots an shdowpool lukin at shudowpool "whoz kitz is it" shudowpool shuggeededed luking everywhere "they r pillowfarts kits" shudowpool luuked treespots in the eyz thunkin "omg kawaii desu" (...so you randomly chose the father AFTER you had the kits...?)
(AND CATS ARE NOT "LOL KAWAII DESU OMG" EGH THIS STORY XD)
moonstar came ovur to shaduwpool and treesptirsts "congrats on kits" then padded away moonglowe saww pillowfart paddling into camp, "congratz on kitsz" mewed moonstar pillowfart nodded "ok" (CONGRATULATIONS ON KITTENS A HUGE MILESTONE IN YOUR LIFE yeah ok)
thunkz 4 reding review no flemz flemz kgegks (kgegks? thanks? I'll just assume that's supposed to say thanks)
-moonkit098
(kgegks for reading)