(Happy 2016 everyone! :D)
hi monkit098 here rithinh kew chuprt 4 u guiz
TEH CUW CUM RaNINU TO MONUSTUR (That's literally closer to "monster" than "Moonstar"...) END TRUPSOPts (Trupsopts.) MOONSTAR SCRNEMIED "OMG NOOOO KAWAI DESSUUUUUU! (...no) # $! $ #$ #$# $$ ##$#$$##$ #$$ %# #%## $ $ #%$%#$$## $"
("OH NO MEH KAWAIIDESU MATE OH NOOOO SYMBOLS SYMBOLS HASHTAG EXCLAMATION POINT DOLLAR SIGN PERCENT AAAH")
SUDEEN LAY BLUDKIT RNU FUWWARRDZ COW END DEN KILLAD COw IN WONE HIPTTTT! ! $!# $ # # $#$# (...he killed the random cow in one hit with a bunch of random symbols...?) "AMAZZZIINNNNNTUUGUGGUGUGUAUHTAHJTAJTHWJATHRJETGESKDJG DSKJG" SED MOONIESTRE TREESPUTZ SCREEMED (...I don't think cats can make that sound) "OMG SHADOWWPOOOLLLLL! # ##R" YHELED TREESPOTS IN FEER BLUDPAW SDUUDENLEY ATE COWWW! (...what does Shadowpool have to do with anything? AND YOU CAN'T KILL A COW IN ONE HIT AND SUDDENLY EAT IT) # $ #$ #$ #$# # $ #"
(I think I've given up on physics and logic)
moonster thunked bloodpaw rambopaw cum ovr 2 dem grouwlin "U 2 SUK I SHUD BE LEEDR!" rainbowpaw yealded (...this Clan should be disbanded)
sudenltyalyty lightningkit end sweetkit rzn oer (dey r shadowpools kitz) (Were they mentioned before...? Eh I'm tired I don't know) "cumcratz boodpaw" (Cumcratz? "Oh hey there graduate student cumcratz on graduating") sed sweetkit
rainbowpaw run wewy untio tha furest cry "I AM MUR SPACIEAL!# !$ #$# $ #$ #$ !$! #41342341335243! !~~!#! ! !#!" (...those numbers you screamed are more special than you'll ever be)
moonstar luuked at treespots end shadowpool "treespotz y did u yall shadowpool when cow" esksed mooniedstar "ummmm" ses treespots ("y did u yall shadowpool" Why did you you all Shadowpool? TELL ME NOW WHY YOU ALL SHADOWPOOLED. *shadowpools with anger*)
"o i dunt care" sed moonstrar lookin at treespits "u r so kawaii desu" thot moontglowe (wait what)
(You don't care that he called another she-cat for help before you, his mate?)
(And Moonstar doesn't care, but Moonglow as a separate entity thinks he's "kawaii desu")
(Did you clone yourself)
(Cumcratz for making it this far without giving up on your life)