A/N: Sorry, what? Were you waiting for another chapter for something?
Oh my god. Ignore that. That was so mean. Regardless, I AM being mean, because I've actually finished the next chapter of P+P and you're not getting it for about hour or two. Because I just wanted you guys to wait. And that's mostly because I just am in such a good mood from the reviews. You guys are hilarious.

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"Jacob and Jacinta are going to get married."

Blaine nodded enthusiastically, and Kurt rolled his eyes.

"I'm pretty sure we can't make those decisions for them..."

Nick shook his head. "We can suggest it. The power of suggestion is..."

"Powerful." Jeff finished, and Nick nodded knowingly.

Kurt laughed, crossing one leg over the other and leaning back against the seat. They'd beet at this for a while.

They watched their children – six year old Jacob with his blonde hair, streaked with dark strands of brown. Four year old Jacinta followed him like he was her god, her light brown curls falling in ringlets around her face.

"Jacinta, do you want to play in the sandpit?" Jacob asked.

Jacinta nodded eagerly, and Jacob smiled.

"Look at them though!" Blaine insisted.

"They're so cute together." Jeff smiled.

"And Jacob always spends ages talking about her after we go home." Nick added.

"Jacob is all Jacinta can talk about normally as well." Blaine told them, grinning.

Kurt rolled his eyes. "Means nothing. They're best friends. Best friends do that."

"And best friends become lovers." Jeff countered, looking pointedly at Kurt and Blaine.

Blaine laughed, watching their children. "They'll get married, and have a big wedding. A big, white wedding."

"And Jacinta would want to combine the names." Nick continued. "We'd be a big family – Hummel-Anderson Duval-Sterling."

Jeff laughed. "We wouldn't let her though. It'd be a bitch to write out every time."

Blaine nodded eagerly. "Jacob would try to combine it though. Humelson Duvaling. Or… Steranduvel."

"Guys…" Kurt shook his head. "I'm sure Jacob and Jacinta aren't getting married."

Blaine grinned suddenly, pointing over at their kids. They all turned to look, watching in silent amusement as Jacob took Jacinta's hand.

"They're holding hands!" Jeff said happily.

"They are not going to end up married." Kurt said firmly.

The other three men ignored him.

"They're going to be so cute together." Nick smiled. "He's already protective of her."

"And she already adores him."

Kurt rolled his eyes once more, glancing between them. "You guys are going to be so disappointed when they grow up."

"A bet then." Blaine grinned. "Five bucks to each of us if they get married."

Kurt laughed. "You're betting on our children?"

"We'll each give you five if they marry different people – and they both have to be married." Jeff continued, and the other two boys nodded.

Kurt sighed, before nodding. "Fine."

They shook on it, glancing back at their children.

Kurt wasn't worried.

^.^

"Dads!" Sixteen year old Jacob strode into the room, a grin on his lips.

Jeff and Nick were nestled on the couch, watching TV together.

"Hey buddy, what's up?" Nick asked, glancing at him once before turning back to the TV.

"Jacinta agreed to go out with me!" he laughed, and both his fathers' eyes lit up.

"YES!" Nick cried, fist pumping the air. "That is so good. So, so good. That's so awesome."

Jeff shook his head, laughing excitedly.

"Whoa…Didn't think you'd be so happy…" Jacob laughed.

Jeff shrugged, pulling out his mobile. Almost immediately, it started ringing, and Jeff answered excitedly.

Three guesses who it was...

^.^

"Well, I think I'm a lesbian." Seventeen year old Jacinta said at the dinner table.

Blaine almost choked on his pasta.

"What?" Blaine cried, dropping his knife and fork.

Kurt ignored him, grinning. "Really?"

"What happened to Jacob?"

Jacinta raised an eyebrow. "Jacob and I broke up like, four months ago…"

"Why didn't you tell me!" Blaine asked, appalled.

Jacinta raised an eyebrow at him. "Um…"

Kurt interceded. "Blaine…Jacinta doesn't need to tell us everything that goes on." He patted Blaine's hand with a sly grin. "Besides, I'm proud of you honey. Who's the lucky girl?"

Jacinta blushed with a shy grin. "Her name is Taylah…."

"Does she like you back?" Kurt asked as Blaine tried to comprehend the knowledge.

Jacinta bit her lip. "I don't know. I mean, I think she does, but I can't be sure. But I like her. I like her a lot."

Kurt beamed happily. "Is she a lesbian? Or at least bi?"

Jacinta nodded with a grin, glancing at Blaine, who looked heartbroken.

"You okay dad…?"

^.^

"They've been broken up for four months, and Jacinta's now in love with this chick called Taylah."

"Whoa, what?" Jeff asked over the speaker-phone.

"I know! It's ridiculous!"

"That's a bit hypocritical, coming from a gay, married man." Kurt laughed from the couch.

Blaine rolled his eyes. "You know what I mean."

"The only reason you're upset about this is because you've been betting about her love life since she was four." Kurt laughed. "Blaine, she's in love! You should be happy for her, and not be bothered by your stupid bet!"

Blaine frowned. "You're just happy because you're winning."

Kurt chuckled. "It's not my fault you're betting on something that won't happen."

"It could still happen!" Blaine protested.

"Blaine, they broke up..."

Jeff laughed from the phone. "You never know, they could get back together."

"The fact that Jacinta's not into boys doesn't even deter you, does it?" Kurt asked, amusement lacing his voice.

"Not at all." Came Nick's laugh. "Besides, she did date Jacob for almost three years..."

^.^

"Dads! I need to talk to you!" Jacinta called happily, bursting through the front door.

"Jacinta? We're in the kitchen!" Kurt called back.

Jacinta bounced into the room, grinning at them.

"Look!" she said breathlessly, showing them her hand.

Kurt and Blaine's gaze focused on the ring on her finger.

"...You're engaged?" Kurt whispered.

"Yes! Isn't it amazing?" she laughed, spinning in a circle.

Blaine caught her in a hug.

"Congratulations!"

"Thanks Dad." she grinned, kissing his cheek. Blaine grinned back at her.

"So, uh, is Jacob engaged as well?" he asked, trying for nonchalant.

Jacinta's eyes narrowed.

"...Yes..."

Blaine faltered – he didn't expect that response, and suddenly his eyes widened and he cried out with joy. Kurt raised an eyebrow in disbelief, and Jacinta bit her lip.

"Anyway…the wedding is in a couple of months – like…six months and seven days." She laughed. "So I'm going to need some help."

Kurt finally grinned, shaking his head. "Of course. Of course! Okay, first we need to talk about your dress!"

Jacinta laughed, holding up her hands. "Whoa, okay. Not yet. I've got to call Jacob."

^.^

Jacinta finally got away from Kurt and Blaine, laughing to herself as she got back into her car. Her phone rang three times before Jacob picked up.

"They bought it. They think we're getting married." She said as soon as he picked up.

Jacob laughed in delight. "Wonderful. My dads are calling yours right now. They bought it too."

"They're talking to me about dresses…we're going to have to do a bit of talking…we'll need to agree on what suit you'll wear and what dress I'll wear – so we'll coordinate it without being suspicious."

"It'll be tough." Jacob laughed. "But so worth it when we see the look on their faces."

Jacinta grinned. "Alright. See you in an hour."

^.^

The next seven months passed in a blur – Kurt sat the both of them down, excitedly gushing over the plans that they had. Nick, Jeff and Blaine coached Jacob, and whenever they could, they'd rub their win in Kurt's face.

"So. Jacob and Jacinta, getting married." Blaine grinned. "Who'd have thought?"

Kurt shook his head. "I'm just glad that they're happy."

"Sure." Nick grinned. "We expect that five bucks the second the priest says his line."

Kurt laughed, nodding. "You'll get your money, don't worry."

Finally, it was wedding day.

Kurt, Blaine, Nick and Jeff sat in the front pews – they had decided not to give their children away. Taylah and Alana – Jacinta and Jacob's 'ex-girlfriends' stood opposite to each other in white dresses – Jacob didn't seem to want a best man. There was a lot about this wedding that was weird, but they wouldn't question their children's wishes.

The music played, and the guests stood. Nick, Jeff, Kurt and Blaine beamed, watching their children walk down the aisle together.

"Steranduvel…" Nick breathed and Jeff grabbed his hand, squeezing tightly.

Jacinta and Jacob had matching grins, their hands linked as they made their way down the aisle.

Kurt and Blaine looked on with proud grins, and they sat as the couple reached the altar.

Jacinta and Jacob faced each other, their hands linked.

"Good luck." Jacinta grinned, saying it loud enough for everyone to hear.

With their next actions, everyone's jaws dropped. Jacinta had turned to Taylah, and Jacob turned to his ex – Natalie.

"We're gathered here today for this double wedding to witness the joining of these two couples."

Kurt was shaking his head in disbelief, a small grin on his face. Blaine, Jeff and Nick were frozen in shock.

Jacinta turned to the crowd, beaming. "Sorry dads…but once we found out about your bet, we couldn't resist."

Jacob wrapped Natalie up in his arms with a proud smirk. "We were hoping you'd remember this day forever, but if not, we caught your faces on camera." He laughed.

Jacinta took back over, grinning at Taylah. "Anyway, thanks to everyone who managed to keep this a secret."

They both turned to their respective partners and the priest continued, but none of the four boys could wipe the dumbstruck look off their faces.

^.^

"I complete agree with everything Nick and Jeff said – Natalie, you're a wonderful girl, and I wish you and Jacob all the best. I actually prepared a speech for Jacob and Jacinta…" Blaine laughed awkwardly, holding the microphone to his lips. "And let me tell you – it took the better half of six months to write it, so don't judge me on my improv."

There was a muffled laughter throughout the reception hall, and Blaine continued.

"I guess the main thing is that I'm happy for both couples. I suppose I was just delight with Jacob becoming my son in law because I'd be related to my best friends, but I can't stress how much I love you, Taylah." He grinned at her. "I think you're the perfect female soulmate for my little girl." He grinned, raising his glass to her. "Welcome to the family."

He shuffled over to hug both Taylah and Jacinta, and there was quiet applause. Kurt stood next, grinning around the room.

"I love you, Taylah, and I love you Natalie. And god, Jacinta and Jacob, you're just perfect. I don't think I have much more to say though. The four of you are just…" he shook his head, at a loss for words, before turning to Blaine, Nick and Jeff, who were sitting in a line to his left. "I do have to say one thing though."

The three of them cringed – anticipating his next sentence.

"I think you owe me some money."