(I'm getting more and more terrified of this)
hi moonkit hrrr lol i see sheuly giyrlfs postpst so i pust too
moonstar turnnaend arund seING AIDPAW (Aidkit/paw/eye?) NDND EE WAHT HUM HOULDAING A BUATHCEDAR NIF! (...does that say "holding a butter knife...? PHYSICS AND LOGIC *throws computer*) MOONSTAR SCREMED "OMG MUTY THE PURERW OV GEORGE WASLEY COMPELL U " (...why is George Weasley suddenly important?)
AIDKIT SUDUENLY DAIDED (Daiding is a good hobby to have) "VIRUCTUURYY1!1!11/2.24./2/,.1!" SCUREMED ! MOONIEEEEEEEEE WHUL CUM SCREEM "OMG I LUV U MUR DEN AIDEYE AIDEYE SUXXXX !" SED MOONSTARS MOOMMY WIHC H I DUNT KNU DA NAMU OV NYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR! (...should I even try? sure why not)
(So...Aidkitpaweye randomly died for no reason, and Moonstar has an unnamed mother. Her mother prefers her over Aidkitpaweye because he "SUXXXX !")
(Moonstar's mother is unnamed because the author "doesn't know her name"...but isn't she your OC?)
(Wait, is "NYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR" supposed to say "anymore"? As in, you once knew her name but now you don't...?)
(Okay enough with the pointless comments xD)
"WE NUW GU FEID RAINBOPAW END KILL HIIMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAH"
LOLPA SUDELY SCREMED "OMG I GIVING ETBUREIATBRBURBUBTUBT/THTTHTH1!: !ty:lrw#^#?%$?^w%#?^#w$?%" LOLOPAW SCRUEMD
(I think "ETBUREIATBRBURBUBTUBT/THTTHTH1!: !ty:lrw#^#?%$?^w%#?^#w$?%" is supposed to say "birth"...)
"OMG WAT U R PRENGTENDA!? U R A PRENTNIECE!" SCREMEZ MOONIEGLOWE "I DUNT CURE!? i rem3I AM PREMGNUATN!"
OK SCREMIED MOONGLOWE LOLOPAW GIV BURTH "I GUVE U WARIOR NEM FRUM NUW ON LOLPAW U R LOLOHASHTAG!"
"YAAAAAAAAAY" YELUED WHUL CMLCNA! "LOLHASHTAG LOLOHASHTAG!#$%^%#$ #$$%$# #$#########"
(So Moonstar became Moonglow again because she's a bad leader and a pointless item)
("OMG YOU'RE AN APPRENTICE YOU CAN'T BE PREGNANT"
"I DON'T CARE I'M PREGNANT ANYWAY"
"OH OKAY THAT MAKES EVERYTHING FINE AND TAKE A WARRIOR NAME EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD NO TRAINING"
Everyone: "yaaay lolohashtag ######## lol")
lolopaw hed tres kitz "i num them harrykit ronkit and fishkit"
(Fishkit? It looked like it was going somewhere then suddenly Fishkit ._.)