harykit luk um[p ski "i ded now byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (WHY IS THAT SUDDENLY RELEVANT? HE DIED LAST CHAPTER)
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it haz bin 2 monthz sinxec harykit ronkit ded lolohashtag had mur kitz ldaklled dalkkit rianbowkit end happykit thr waz no eign ov ranbokit or aideye in thoz two muncths (You had more kits? And why is one of them Rainbowkit? And why is the original Rainbowkit suddenly a kit again?)
almust evry femul in da clen haz ben pregs includin shelfhurt (shelfheart? MY HEART IS A SHELF) who tokkz caress ov lolohashtags kitz mooniestar stul thinkz treespotz iz only hur met but infact VRY SUNGLY SHEKITCATAPRETINCEC (Shekitcatapprentice?) IZ HUS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!k! !:kjjl !i%l! ! l! lhh ! l! ! l l! ! l l$% # $k% #$ !
MOONeglowe stul thinzksx dat treespitz is innantosint so she wokrz vry day 4 him so treespiz haz stepuped duwn frum depy ship end crowned LOLOHASHTAG AZ NEW DEPUDDING (I LOVE EATING DEPUTY PUDDING *eats lolohashtag* tastes like dirt) EVERYBODY WA SAHEAYOPPY11! EDWARDCULLENKIT CLAPPSED ANED KRLJYAYYAYAYAY`1`! 1EVERY AEAOBODYE ATE POPCURN END FURTED IN MEANTIME LAUHIN EVRYBUDDY HAPPY1!111111111 LOLOHASHTAG HAZ BEN WAUTEIN 4 DIS MOEUNT 4 A VYR LUNG TIM1111! SEH WILL KILL MOONIESTAR END BE CROWNED
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(okay)
(I barely know how to comprehend that)
(ATTACK OF THE SYMBLETTOLERS)
(so Treespots has a billion mates so he can't be deputy so Lolohashtag took his place...?)
(And everyone ate popcorn and "furted"...?)
(And Lolohashtag is planning on murdering Moonstar to take her place...?)
(HMMMMMMM...)
(wait did treespots mate with all the Clan's she-cats?)