(I'm sorry I haven't done anything lately, I've been really tired :( but I'm here now so enjoy :D)
I FURGET 2 MAK LAZT CAHT ITZ MOONKIT098
MONIESTAR GET ON HIAHVIOHGGEROOCKK END SCREEMDE "ALL KITTIES DAT R ULD ENUF 2 HEAR OUR GRATFUL LEEDUR LEK MEH CUM UNDR HIGHRUCK I HAF SUMTHIN 2 TELL UUUUU!" (wait what? "old enough to hear our grateful leader"? nothing about that makes sense to me)
ALL KITEDZ GET UNDR HIGHRUCK SCARIN ET MOONKITSTAR! #$ (You finally acknowledged the fact that Moonstar is basically a kit. Moonkitstar.)
MOONIIESTAR SED "I GET PROFEIEZZISS!"
MOONSTAR FLIMBED UP RAINBOW STAIRS EVERYBODY GASPED " IT SED DA HASHTAG RAINBOW AID SPOT WULL KILL EVRYBUDDY! #$% #$!$!# % $% "
EVYR BUDDY PANICED CRAIGKIT SUDDNLY DIE "I DIE" CRAIFGKIT FELL ON GRUND DED "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH1!111!1111!11111!111!1!111!11!1!11!11!11!$$$34$44$#24#$2#4" EVRY BUDDY PENCIDED SCHOOL BADGED FELL FRUM SKI PILLOFURT PICKED UP 1 END SED
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(rainbow stairs?)
(that prophecy is quite specific)
(who is Craigkit?)
("School badged"? School badgers?)
(Have a free school badger *gives the story readers school badgers* they're tame and they're here to comfort you through this awfulness)
"I GET PROFACI! EEWEEE ALLL R GUNNA DIIII!1!1!1!11!1!1111!111111!11!1!" MED CAT EXLAIMED (Didn't the leader literally just give you the same prophecy?)
ELL PRENTICS WENT MED CET DEN TEKIN ELL CATMINT EATIN IT ALL THEY HIGH NOW
KITZ TDREWED PICTUZRZ UN GRUND HUMPING EARHCOTHER! (WAIT WHAT THAT WAS SO STUPID AND POINTLESS they ate catmint to get high then drew pictures on the ground humping each other...? maybe I should change the story rating xD)
lolohashtag climadbe up da rainbow stairz "wat iz it lolohashtag u haf 2 tell me sumthin?" ask moonstar suDEENLY LOLOHASHTAG PUSHAIED MOONESTAR OFF DA STARIZ (oh okay WHY ARE THERE STAIRS IN THE FIRST PLACE)
BLOODKIT (moonstarz daughtahr btw) screEMED "nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! $%#$^#$%^#$%^" (NOOOO SYMBLETTOLERS)
MOONSIESTAR FLL INTO BPANCICKEING CATZ END DIED IN PROCESS!#$! #$ #$%# $ (How do you die in the process of falling, before you hit the ground...?)
(Invisible symblettolers come to attack and you panic because you think you're going crazy then you die from insanity and fear :D)