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Karkat: Be really frustrated by the amount of annoying visitors you've been getting lately

Karkat lay in his room. Walls a pale gray color and a cherry oak dresser in the corner next to an opened closet full of red and black t-shirts. Dark curtains block the window adjacent to a twin sized bed with no headboard pressed against the wall a thick comforter on top, gray with red and blue flowers, and a single undecorated pillow. The blanket has holes in it, stuffing popping out next to karkat's curled fist as he lay on his side glaring at the window.

A ringing echos through the house causing him to flinch and glare at the opened door to his room. "No... just... fuck no." He closes his eyes, digging his claws into the blanket as the ringing sounds out again. A few moments pass and a loud knock sounds, filling the silence of the apartment. Karkat curses and yanks his pillow over his head. "Fuck off!"

"You know it's not very nice to ignore someone who has come all this way just to see you. What if it were raining outside. You don't have a porch we could have gotten sick! How would you feel if we just left you outside in the rain to catch your death of cold. Do you think that would be fun? Here we are coming to see you for your own good and you just lay here ignoring us. We even took the decency to knock on the door instead of coming in so we wouldn't trigger you but you ignored us. How very rude!"

Karkat jerks up to shoot a solid red glare at the intruder in his doorway. He stands with pale gray skin looking almost white in the darkness of the apartment. He's wearing an over sized red sweater with tight black pants and bright red shoes. His black hair is spiked up and tipped in red as he turns his own solid red eyes to glare at Karkat, his mouth opening to continue his rant. "Get the fuck out Kankri!"

"That language is so rude! Did you kiss your mate with that mouth? I don't think I deserved such a thing at all! You are being nothing but rude when we are your guests!" His arms cross over his chest as he glares down his nose at Karkat.

"Hey Horuss! Come check out these crabs!" Karkat's eyes widened as he stares past Kankri to the now lit apartment behind him. Voices and noises of movement echoing down the hall towards his room.

"Oh my fucking god."

"Well yes we are gods. Don't act so stupid it's rude to those that don't actually know that. How would you feel if I went around saying 'oh my ex god' all the time."

Karkat stands up and stomps past Kankri, shoving him aside as he storms into his living room. Every light in the room is on, one girl lay sprawled across his couch, horns curling at the side of her head, and her black hair pulled back in a high ponytail, draped over the arm of the couch. She's wearing a white Tee shirt with Sailor Mini-Moon on it and a miniskirt. She has one leg draped over the back of the couch and the other flopped off the edge flashing her dark red panties to the room.

Over at the tank that holds Karkat's Coral Crabs two more gods lean over faces pressed against the glass. One has huge horns going out the side of his head, longer than the tank and curving up. His Hair is styled up in long spikes, red and brown coloring sprinkled through the black locks. Brown wings folded against his back, touching the ground and twitching from time to time, sparkling with the movement in the light. He's wearing just a pair of baggy black pants with straps dangling down from them.

The other has tall horns going up into arrow points. His long black hair is pulled back at the nape of his neck. He's wearing a pair of anime-style goggled on top of his head and his blue eyes sparkle as he stares at the crabs moving around in the water. He has on a pair of tight blue jeans and a blue button-down shirt with no sleeves. "Look at them moving around! I bet my seahorses would love them." He says excitedly poking at the glass."

"What the fuck are you guys doing here!?" Three heads turn to stare at Karkat standing in the entrance of the hallway, Kankri behind him shaking his head. "How is it I go twelve fucking years with none of you stupid fucks bothering me and now in the past three months it's been non stop? Did I stumble into a fucking curse? Why are you idiots in my apartment I didn't invite you! How did you even get in!?"

The girl on the couch glares, her red eyes staying normal as she extends her middle finger and mumbles something off in a different language before rolling her head to look the other way again. The one with the wings stands up straight clearing his throat and scratching the back of his head. "Hey sorry man. We were sent to get you and stuff, we didn't know you were home, we just thought we'd wait inside and all... Cronus picked the lock."

Karkat covers his face with his hands letting out a frustrated groan. "Are all seven of you idiot sins here?"

A soft female voice echoes through the apartment. "Why yes we are Karkat. You're looking exceptionally delicious today. How about you and me go out for a bite."

Karkat leans against the wall dragging himself down and burying his head into his knees not even looking up at the speaker. "Porrim, no. Don't pull your lust bullshit on me. Just fucking no."

Porrim pouts, green eyes sulking at Karkat's curled up form. Her hair is brushed over one shoulder and cascading down to her waist. She's wearing a green fishnet shirt over top of a black bra and shorts. Her sandals weave up her legs past her knees. She sighs heavily and pouts.

Kankri scowls down at Karkat. "That is very rude Karkat! Porrim just wants to take you out for a meal and here you are refusing to even look at her! She puts a lot of work into her appearance so she can be pleasing to everyone around her and you're not even going to grace her with a single glance!"

"Shut the fuck up pride!"

"Is he really going to call us by our titles?" The male with the arrowed horns asks, Turning to look at the other. "Because being called gluttony always makes me feel fat... And you're not lazy at all!"

The winged god hugs the other and pats his head. "Don't worry Horuss. You're not fat! You're a glutton for love!"

"All of you douche sucking numb skulls are here aren't you?" Karkat glares up at each one in turn.

"Yes, all seven sins are here Karkat." Porrim stares down at him with a frown still in place on her perfectly painted lips.

"Why... and where are the other two?" Karkat cranes his neck to look around for the missing gods of greed and envy.

"They're in the kitchen. You really don't have a very good selection of treats to feed your guests." Porrim walks over sitting down on the couch next to the other goddess, glancing over at her underwear with a smirk.

"I don't fucking want guests. Why are you here?" Karkat sighs standing up and heading for the kitchen.

"We've come to get you." The winged god supplies. Karkat jerks around to stare wide eyed at the group.

"Get me for what?"

"We've been hired to bring you back to our world." Horuss supplies with a toothy grin.

"No. Fuck no. Oh my god Fucking no! I am not going anywhere with you. Any of you."

"That's a shame." A male voice comes from behind Karkat, he starts to turn but a solid crack sounds, and splitting pain shoots through the back of his head. His eyes go wide and he falls to his knees, his vision blurring as he watches the goddess of wraith sit up and watch him fall, a grin splitting her face.

"Cronus! You didn't have to hit him we could have just drugged him!" A female voice rings in his head as Karkat hits the carpet. Vision going completely black.

"Yeah... but this was more fun."

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Karkat: Wake up in the other world

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