(NOW THAT THIS HAS LOST ALL MEANING, LET'S SEE HOW LONG I SURVIVE)
Lolohashtahg padded 2 da moonstone
all da clan was crying beause of da dedness of mOONIESTAAAR. (You rejoiced when the previous leader died. Spotstar, right?) #ew%r^&*()
SHE KISSED THE MOONISTAR STONE GOODNIGHT AND DEN LOLOHASHTAGGY WOCE UP IN A FIELD OF PRETTY FLOWERS IN DA SKY. (wait what the heck XD)
(She kissed the Moonstone goodnight XD)
(I can't XD)
(And "a field of pretty flowers in the sky" I don't know)
(...Moonstar stone?)
"omg lol kawaiiiii!1!" " "#"#' she squealed, and den she got a kick up da arse. (...whyyy?)
'U ARE NOT THE REAL LADDER!' SCREAMED SOME DEAD THING and den lolhaacheetagh woke up. (XDD)
("YOU ARE NOT THE REAL LADDER!" screamed some dead thing.)
(*walks out of room with hands in the air*)
BUT LOLOHASHTAG WAS NOW LOLOSTAR! SHE WAS THE REAL LADEAAARRRRRRR! #%^&*()%$^&*! #%^&*(# #%^&* #$%^&*&%# #$%^&*&%#$%^&*&#$%^&*(*^%#$%^&*((*&$%^&#$%^&^#$%^&*(*^%$%^&*(*%^&*()
(no you're not)
(you didn't get your lives)
(you are not the real ladder)
(there are ladders out there better than you)
(ladders that don't kiss stones goodnight)