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Karkat: Wake up in another world


"You hit him over the head?" The scream was loud, cutting through Karkat's dream of riding a giant bee like a bolt of lightning. He groans and grabs his head, curling in upon himself.

"Well he didn't want to come willingly. What was I supposed to do?" The voices were coming from another room, this one echoed a bit as Karkat slowly opened his eyes to look around.

"Not hit him on the head! He better not be bleeding. If he gets blood on my antique bed spread it's your fins that will be hanging on my wall next." The first voice again, this one is female. Karkat sits up, he's lying on a huge bed, a burgundy blanket draped over it and mounds of matching pillows behind him. The walls are a delicate silver littered with framed documents and shelves full of various old looking items. Everything in the room looks well taken care of, but old, and well loved.

He curses to himself as the light colored door pushes open and the owner of the female voice walks in. Her skin is a darker shade of gray, and her hair in a thick braid pulled over her left shoulder and falling down to waist level. Her horns curled in a circle at the sides of her head. Deep red eyes sparkled excitedly at him as a grin spreads across her brightly painted red lips. She's wearing a brown button-down shirt with a pair of capri jeans and a pair of work-worn boots. "Karkat! So glad to see the sins didn't kill you."

"Aradia, we both know the sins couldn't kill me." Karkat flips his legs over the side of the bed rubbing his temples. "Why am I here?"

Aradia walks across the room, stopping to pick up a small figurine of a goat and lovingly fawn over it. "Sollux has been ignoring me lately Karkat. He's canceled four of our dates in the past three months. And every time my adorable baby brother comes to visit me he tells me he's seen my sweet mate hovering around your apartment."

"I don't want your mate Aradia."

"Liar." She sets the goat down gently and turns a glare to the ex-god sitting on her bed. "You may not say it aloud, or show it. But you want him Karkat Vantas. I am not stupid so don't treat me like I am."

Karkat sighs and glares up at her. "What the fuck do you want Aradia? I told you I won't take Sollux from you. I can't help it he keeps coming around. He'll get bored of it. I don't fucking know." He tunnels his fingers through his hair in frustration.

"I know you don't want to be a bother to me Karkat. You've always been a really cool guy! Which is why I've been keeping you alive. Well... yeah that and Sollux. I love Sollux, Karkat. And I don't want to share him. So let us make a deal." She leans against the old dresser across the room her smile still in place.

"A... deal?" Karkat gulped. The fact that Aradia never smiled, nor lost control of her emotions enough to have her eyes solidify in color always scared him.

"Yes! The revolution is coming again. We of the resistance are going to storm the castle and take over. Thanks to you giving your powers to Feferi. Good job!" She shoots double pistols and winks in his direction.

Karkat raises his eyebrow at the bubbly goddess. "Yeah, thanks I guess..."

She giggles excitedly and continues on. "You are going to join us in this fighting by using the shaman."

"Fuck no." Karkat stands up, hands balled into fists at his sides.

Her smile falters, and her eyes narrow, but she continues. "We will all fight together, peacefully like the good friends that we are. We are good friends, aren't we Karkat? If I die in the fighting, you will become a mortal again, but if you guys win. You will get your powers back. And Sollux. And if you die in the fighting then your name will be spread throughout the gods as a hero of our people, and I will get to keep my mate."

Karkat chews on his lip and looks down at his feet. "What if we both live?"

Aradia's smile returns full force, sparkling brightly. "Then we'll let him decide. It is his choice after all."

"Fuck." he begins pacing back and forth along the bed. Running his fingers through his hair and fisting them at the end, pulling on his messy black hair as he thinks. "Fuck okay. I'll do it."

Aradia grins excitedly and runs over grabbing him into a tight hug. "Hooray! Fighting together just like the old days!"

Karkat scowls and squirms out of her grip. "Those were just board games! This is serious fighting." He turns, his eyes solid and narrowed, determination written across his face. "And I'm gonna win."

Her grin spreads showing a mouth full of perfect teeth. "Let the games begin!"


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