moonkit098 hur ashelye wrut da lust chupter
PLLIAfurt waz un iphone5 un twitter sexting "o nu! lolohashtag i meen lolostur haz tuken ofver clen! #lolohashtag #lolostar #regrut #y" he sexted
lolohashstur stud un highruk "I LEEDR NUW OBUY ME!" (Just an average, calm day. "Sexting", random hashtags, and orders to obey a leader that isn't the real ladder, contrary to popular belief.)
we inrtuedupt dis prugumn 4 cummershul
"buy edward culelen prudectz plz alsu this iz culld edwarud cullen muker! u spry it un a ckit cat or humun end it turnz intu EDWARD CULLENNN1!1 1 4 2345 3 4635L 6K5LK 5004440 PAYMENTZ OF 277777777 DULLERZ!"
we nuw returnz 2 da schedulareed prugrumn
(..."SPRAY THIS SPRAY ON A KIT CAT OR HUMAN AND IT BECOMES A NIGHTMARE!")
(also why is there a freaking commercial? is this the world's worst TV show?)
fishpaw end bludpaw pudding up 2 lolostur puzhin hur oFF MUKIN HUR DIYYYY!#$ $%^$%&%$^*((^udfgfgsdfgsdfhsfdbhcnvnb cvnb cv nbc vnbc:vlkbdf:lgk s
"WE NUVRU WULL FULLOW UUUU!#^&^%*^( tgkjlsdfl kgd ljkgsjkdfglksdfg sdfG SLDFHGSKJ DFGK JSDKFJGSKJG SDJF KJ KEDWARDCULLEN FKSLDGJ LFSKDJGLKJSD LKFG KLDSG" (in that random jumble of letters it just says "EDWARDCULLEN")
(I thought everyone randomly worshipped the leaders despite them being completely unqualified)
"AHHHHH! $$" yulled lolhastag
but she duanrted DIIIEEE % K# $L % #L $K^ J#$ KL^ S H HHAHHHHH SHE LUSE LIFE SHE RUN WAY!$^%
`moonkit098
(SHE DIDN'T DIE! HAHA SHE LOSE LIFE SHE RUN AWAY HAHAH)
(but she only has one life)
(she probably ran away to the dark forest)
(...I honestly don't have much to say anymore xD)