(CHAPTER 29 OUT OF 39 I'VE ALMOST SURVIVED)

Ashleygirl69 is still in bed, therefor I write the next chapter. Cuz I be inpatient. Hold on to your hats, ladies and gentleman. (That was almost spelled correctly...hmm...maybe the last sentence of the previous chapter had some sort of supernatural impact)

(WAIT HOLD ON)

(THE ENTIRE TEXT BELOW HAS SPELLING AND GRAMMAR)

(HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT UNTIL NOW)

(OHMYGOD WHY IS THIS CORRECT)

Moonstar's paws shook in fear. Finally understanding what her destiny was, after all this time has past. Her eyes looked around at the other cats, spray painted by two-legs. Pillowfart, a pink spray painted cat with bright, sky blue stripes, shook in fear. Probably because his twoleg device was launched out of his paws and into the rushing river. It was understandable what he did to Eclipsefire, after all, he did kill his mate. And his iPhone. Lolostar padded over to Moonstar and laughed, "wekinling u suc!" Lolostar screamed, almost in a different language. Probably, for all Moonstar knows.

(OH MY GOD THINGS ARE BEING EXPLAINED TOO)

(THEY'RE WEIRDLY COLORED BECAUSE SPRAY PAINT?!)

(DID THE AUTHOR ACTUALLY IMPROVE OR WAS THIS SECRETLY A TROLL FIC THE ENTIRE TIME?)

(I DON'T KNOW MYSELF ANYMORE)

The cats of Sexyclan (oh god why.) have learned quite a bit from twolegs, since three teenagers have moved so close to camp. Spotstar had plans to move the camp, after over half of them got spray painted, but ended up getting shot. In the middle of camp. The deputy couldn't handle such a thing and leaped off the rock. Putting a just born, small kit into leadership. How did Moonstar do so much while only being probably like, a moon old? Who knows.

(Spotstar was accidentally shot by a teenager? And the deputy couldn't handle living after that? AND MOONKIT WAS THE ONLY CAT YOU COULD THINK OF TO PUT INTO LEADERSHIP?)

Anyway, the cats here decided to name their kits after Harry Potter, Twilight, after some twolegs stuff got left here, such as three iPhones (Yeah, can you imagine the fact that Pillowfart still has more iPhones? Christ.), an iPad, Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone, and for whatever reason, they left the ugliest book of them all...

Twilight.

(THEY HAVE AWFUL NAMES BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY TAKING ON THE HABITS OF TWOLEGS)

(WHY DOES THIS MAKE SENSE *cries*)

Anyway, back to the story.

Moonstar stared Lolostar/hashtag in the eyes, teeth bared, "Get out of my territory," she growled. Lolostar responded harshly, snapping her teeth like a rabid dog. Moonstar reached up a paw, slashing her claw against Lolostar's mouth.

Lolostar, of course, started crying and throwing a tantrum. She ran off into the woods. Rainbowcloud leaped at Moonstar, pushing her to the cold ground. Moonstar yowled in surprise. Sadly, Moonstar doesn't really know how to battle, being made a leader immediately.

(I thought she had supernatural Leaderkit powers that made her successful?)

Rainbowcloud slashed claws at Moonstar, angry about how she was neglected for having the wrong colors of the rainbow in her pelt. Yep.

Red, orange, green, yellow, blue, indigo, violet. Yep, because it was in the wrong order. Moonstar kicked her back paws angrily. Bloodpaw leaped forward, knocking Rainbowcloud and himself in the rushing river. Rainbowcloud let out a loud scream of agony and pain, crying, "HERLDP MEH BROTUR!" They both flailed in the water, rushing down the river. Bloodpaw's body was unseen, under the water. Rainbowcloud was trying to use his body to climb onto the shore. Although, this failed, since the water is too high. Rainbowcloud screamed as Bloodpaw's head emerged from the water. Moonstar raced along the shore, trying hard to grab Bloodpaw, but got a scratch from Rainbowcloud everytime she tried, "I TK BLUDPAW WIFF ME!RWJKLSATGM" Moonstar then saw both of them go under water.

(THE DIALOGUE IS STILL AWFUL BUT IT'S NARRATED CORRECTLY)

(WAS THIS ACTUALLY A JOKE THE ENTIRE TIME AND THE AUTHOR NEVER BOTHERED TO MENTION IT?)

(Apparently there's a reason they hate Rainbowcloud now though...)

And thus, the apprentice and warrior were never seen again.

Anyway, time to explain a few things. The spray painting thing. "If the older cats are spray painted, why are the younger cats/kits"? They have normal colors when they pop out, but soon after, like really soon, the twolegs come to spray paint them. Many cats have died from this, by the way. Some kits are hidden before they're sadly spray painted, such as Bloodpaw, Shelfpaw, and Selfiekit. (Bloodpaw was a black cat, Shelfpaw was a brown color, and Selfiekit was a russet colored cat.) Why are their eyes incredibly weird? Dunno c:.

(That explains the horrible fur colory things but you really never came up with a reason for weird colored eyes? Hmm)

Back to the story~

"Bloodpaw! Rainbowpaw!" Moonstar screamed in agony, crying. Tears rolled down her matted, pink spotted fur. She was losing... everyone around her.

Her ears pinned against her head as she looked at her messed up clan. Pillowfart was already on his other, spare iPhone.

(MOONSTAR IS ACTUALLY IN PAIN INSTEAD OF THE STORY BEING IN PAIN)

(THAT MADE NO SENSE, SORRY)

(...I actually don't know what else to say about this)

Moonkit098
c i tel u git betur :)

(DID YOU ACTUALLY GET BETTER OR WERE YOU ALWAYS GOOD? AAAHHH)