hoy mooonkiuin yygyt rigt HEER :)))))))F AJSDFSDFJASRFHIASDFKFHKL AS HAHAAHHA U DONUT I GONE, HA I HEERE NOW :] OK SO I WAZ GUING THREW COLLEGE ADD I HAD GO DOCTUR. I BACK :] i got mi sistur 2 riht da lazt 2 cheapers!

(WAIT WHAT)

(THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS WERE THE ONES THAT WERE ACTUALLY GOOD)

(AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN WRITE THEM?)

(WWHHAAATtTTTT?)

(oh my god there's just one lowercase T in there)

(In the bold: "AS HAHAAHHA U DONUT I GONE")

(YOU DONUT I GONE)

(I GONE DONUT, YOU GONE DONUT?)

(I JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD WITH A WEIRD ACCENT AND NOW I'M DYING)

(I'll stop ranting and commentate now xD)

mooniestar stood on rocky that name wuz tekkun by there big rock "EERY BUDDY IN CAMP PLZ COME UNDUR ROCK OK?" kattiez poored out frum ut frum frum imders rocks and treez, pillowfart waz on his PHONE!? WHAR DID HE GETZ THATTIES? OMG OMG OMG! I WONDUR!?

(I'm almost relieved it's back to its normal awfulness)

(OMG OMG OMG! I WONDUR what is going on here)

mabee gost frum shadowpool? (Didn't she already die, like, twice..?)

bloodpew happooly walrtz out of rock camp and heald 1 cubra snek. treespoot stud bi anuffer fe mule and nuxxld intu hur fur (DIDN'T BLOODPAW DIE, LIKE, TWICE TOO? WHY IS TREESPOTS SUDDENLY FLIRTING WITH EVERYONE AGAIN?)

(THIS ISN'T CHANGING FOR THE BETTER)

moonstar wundered y he waz doing that butt her mihnd wunhderradfsfdsa. "Ok i wantud 2 tell u all wehre BK UN BEES NESS!"

DA HOLE CLANNY WANT WULD! "YAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY" (I can't comprehend whatever the Dark Forest that was)

"OK NUW DAT DAT IZ DUN AN OVUR WIFF!" moonstur yeelllyed, "ok... 50 SHUDEZ OV CATZ R COMMING OUT!"

the catz went qiuet "watz dat?" bloodpaw saideded.

"OMG OMG OMG SUM1 GET BLOODPAWW OUT!" Everyone waz lik freekin out! probulbyl cuz bloodpaw was kit and that bad. (It's bad to be a kit now? And last time I checked, he/she/it/some other gender pronoun was a dead warrior gone to StarClan and renamed Dewdrop)

(DID YOU EVEN READ THE LAST COUPLE CHAPTERS YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T WRITE)

dey pooshed bloodpaw back in clan den, "ok so... lek... anyting elf?" moonstar seded ed ed "can u mak me baby apprenstiff" sed da new kit, noicekit sed.

monglowe "ok zo noicekit ur noicepaw now" (You've turned back into Moonglow, you pointless item)

"noice"

diz is...! im gonna updte moore! sissy didnot wunt da riht knew cappters. ok zo im gonna update evruy dey! frum moonkit098

(...wow this went downhill again so quickly it hurts)

(I think I'll update this once a day until the story is finally over, then maybe comment on something else or write a new story)