heer gaffering eppisoda (the walmart episode?)
mooniestur stud at end ov cemp "ok guize! rry1 reddy 2 go!?" mooniestar sed kawaiily. (I DON'T THINK "KAWAIILY" IS A VALID ADVERB) treespot run up wif bludpaw noicepaw fishpaw soulclaw cheripelt pillowfart & lastuly da 1 bootyful most of all... nightsakura-senpai. moonstar thot dat nightsakura-senpai waz da most bootyful male she ever see, bipass treespoot! amaze riht? ull be seeining mor l8r! da cats stud by treespootz, all line up 4 gaffering! (OH NO, THERE'S ANOTHER EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE TOM AND HE HAS A WORSE NAME THAN TREESPOTS IT'S NIGHTSAKURA-SENPAI AAH) "wait... were sweetcreem?" mooonsta look 4 hr auffer not: remumbr sweetkit? she sweetcreem, sweetcreem and thundrgaze r shadowpollz kitz
sweetcreem run out frum den, "srry! sleepin aftur l8 night on iphone!"
pillowfart smilied "i hve tot u well! letz go!"
dey left da cemp, walkin a lung path, "okay! we almust dar" moonstar exclammed, she waz ahed ov da pack, ov cats becuz she was col, niec, and waz leeder.
bloodpaw and noicepaw and fishpaw weere talking at da bk "ok! dis iz exxiting! i hurd a lut bout gafferingz, i hurd dey pley magik da gaffering! i heer dat dar iz a lut of beer an stuffs! nut jus dat... dat iz werd. uh... teefbrush 4 toolegs!" (ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BEER AND TOOTHBRUSHES?) bloodpaw sed ecitedly! "speekin ov toolegs, moonsiestar, wat but toolegs?" sed sweetcreem, lookin up frum iphone. moonster repleed, "dunt worry! tweennty 4 howur sven dey! it 5 am hooman time dat meen no 1 dere! all cat, frum evry clen!" bloodpaw nod, "ok i c!" (I don't think there's a difference in time between species...maybe age, but not time...) noicepaw only sed... "noice" agin, weerd, wundr wat refuranc dat iz? aniwai, dey welk lung paff, almust dere cros rivr fh hs omg itz in a distoonse!
sweetcreem nuzzle nightsakura-senpai, "ur so kawaii... im jealiousy!" sweetcreem breethed in2 nightsakura-senpai fur, "ugh get ov pleez im not dat cuut..." nightsakura-senpai mowed, sweetcreem getz ov nightsakura-senpai end wlkz, lukin at her iphone wiff pilliowfart ("OH GOD YOU'RE CUTE" "i'm not cute" "okay I'm over you now bye")
moonstar moowed, (That looks closer to "mooed" than "meowed" moonstar is a cow) "WEER HEER!" exclammed mooniester az she ren in da b ig b lue walmart woah preti... noricepaw run after in an so di prentici end worriors, but nightsakura-senpai went lazt cuz he was sooper kawaii...
("As she ran into the big blue walmart woah pretty")
dey woor greeted wiff... a suddun seen!
dad waz good :) moonkit098888888 sIGHING OUT!
(It's great that you're sighing I guess)
(A SUDDEN SCENE DUN DUN DUN)