Chapter 3 - Piltover.

Justice, this word has no meaning in the void, in the void the strongest reign over the weak, that's why voidlings consume, in order survive and be at the top of the chain, humans are different, they have found a way to give to everyone what they deserve, yes, justice, the most impressive invention of the humans, justice given by the most powerful being in the world, the people, a court with a few chosen to decide the fate of those who have sinned, a way to stop the never-ending circle of vengeance, the sinners undergo a fair judgment where the people will decide their fate, it could be their demise, or their salvation if they prove their innocence, and those who watch over order in the nation are the law, the police, the guards of the humanity, they follow specific rules in order to take into custody those who had committed a crime, and put into arrest those who have sinned.

The thing is...

I was arrested.

Why? I'm not sure, I was just carrying some human cub on my back, attempting to enter the city of progress in order to learn about the steps of human reproduction..., well, I kind of disintegrated several humans before my arrival, but I'm pretty sure none of them belonged to this City-State, humans kill each other and no one says a thing, a foreign entity starts slaughtering their kind and everyone loses their minds, quite hypocritical in my opinion, then again, humans aren't the sanest creatures in this land, I can totally tell there is a bit of madness in them, regardless of what they say.

- PLEASE LET ME OUT!

- THERE IS A FRIGGING MONSTER HERE!

- IF I WANTED TO HAVE AN UGLY MONSTER AROUND ME I WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED MY MOTHER-IN-LAW!

- MAAAAN, IM SO HIIIIIIIGH RIGHT NOW!

- They call me... THE MUFFIN MAN!

- I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

- I hope I can be in that hentai...

Speaking of madness, I wasn't alone in the cell, there were several other humans, I concluded they were the real criminals, judging by their appearance they were here for some time, they were quite filthy, wearing almost the same clothes, some one-piece dress with black and white bars, I looked at my surroundings, I was in a metal cage, above me there was a gray ceiling, could hear several voices at the distance, I concluded I was in some sort of building inside the city, well, at least I was inside.

- Awright, Octo-pussy - A weird looking human says approaching me, he seems to have lost one of his eyes, he was also bald-ya look like ya know yer shit, but I tell ya, I know my shit better than yer shit, in fact my shit is better than yer shit, ya hear, ye Octo-pussy.

- I don't defecate - I simply answer.

- OHHHHHHHHHHH! - I hear the inmates taunt.

- You little PUSSY! - He screams at me - LISTEN HERE YA SHIT-HEAD! YE MIGHT THINK YER SMART! BUT YE HAFTA RESPECT THE WILL OF THE STRONGEST!

- And who might that be? - I ask.

- ME! OF COURSE, OCTO-PUSSY! THE GREAT ...

With a quick move of my tentacle, I hit the human, sending him to the ceiling where his head stays stuck, after some seconds I see some brown stain in his pants

- HE SHIT HIMSELF!

- WHAT DA SHIT!?

- ALL PRAISE THE GREAT OCTO-PUSSY!

- SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!

- BEST HENTAI EVER!

- PLEASE, GREAT OCTO-PUSSY, RAM YOU TENTACLES IN MY...

- SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL - Someone yells.

In front of the cell the Enforcer looks at me and the inmates with disgust as if we were pieces of shit...wait a second, what did I just...

- HEY, YOU! OCTOPUS - She says pointing at me - FOLLOW ME! We have some questions for you.

She opens the cage, I look back a the inmates, they gaze at me with respect and wave their hands, just like any piece of useless information I'll be sure to eliminate every trace of them in my memory, I followed the cop across a large hallway, I looked everywhere, trying to find something to study, once I made sure there was nothing worth I decided to study the Enforcer, looking her close I could see her female traits, her hips were quite wide, her waist quite thin, she walked moving her rear like a cat, she had long legs, they seemed well toned, maybe thanks her job chasing criminals, what amazed me was her gauntlets, they seemed pretty heavy, how could a human lift such things? Then I realized there was a device in her back, connected to the gauntlets, maybe that device gave her the power to use her gauntlets, fascinating, they were too simple to be weapons, maybe some sort of tool for laborers? yet this female turned them into weapons, exceptional.

- What are you looking at, creep? - She says turning and facing me.

- Your rear.

- Wh...WHAT? - She blushes as she covers her backside with her gauntlets - STOP STARING AT MY BUTT. YOU PERVERT!

- I meant the device in your back.

- Oh! - She blushes again - I... I'm sorry, iIthought... I thought you were... checking me out.

- I don't understand what that means.

- Oh! - she says looking at the ground and scratching her head... How does she do that without killing herself with those massive things in her hands? - Well, it means... ya know... You are looking at my body... And... You pictured me... doing dirty stuff... with your... t... tentacles.

- Why would I do that?

- Well, I thi...wait, what do you mean why? - She suddenly is mad at me - Am I not attractive enough to you, you a lecherous octopus?

- Enforcer - I said getting closer to her - I'm not a human, I can't understand half of the things you just said, please, don't treat me like a human when I'm not.

- Hey, you are too close - She says blushing and looking away - FINE! Fine! I get it, I'm sorry...WHY AM I APOLOGIZING WHEN YOU ARE THE CRIMINAL?!

She leads me into a small room,with nothing but a table, two chairs and a mirror

- Okay - she says taking a seat-Sit down.

-I can't.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T? EVERYONE CAN TAKE A SEAT! JUST USE YOUR DAMN... oh... I'm...sorry, I...just be at the other side of the table - she says embarrassed, I took my position, she clears her throat - okay, I will ask you some questions now, please tell me the truth so we can do this properly okay? - I nod - awright, Name?

-Vel'Koz.

- Velcro - she writes it in some paper - Age?

-I've been alive for more than 9 cycles

- ...right - The enforcer writes it down - Sex?

- ...Ah?

- ...Okay, you sound like a man, so let's say you are a man, mkay? Now wh...

- Enforcer - I interrupted - Your hair is pink, is it natural?

- Ehm...yeah - she said a bit confused - Yes, it's pretty weird. right? but I love it...anyways...

- What is the device on your back?

- This, this is a Hextech device...

- Hex...Tech...?

-Yes, it's the name of the technology we use, everything around you, it's powered by the hextech technology.

- How do your gauntlets work?

- Well, it's pretty simple...wait, WHY AM I ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS?!

- Well, I just wanted to...

- SHUT UP - the Enforcer sighed.

- Enforcer... - I started.

- Vi.

- What?

- My name is Vi, Not Enforcer.

-It's a pleasure to meet you, Vi, my name is Vel'Koz

-Yes, Velkro, whatever - she fixed the papers in her hands - anyways we will... - I heard a buzzing coming from her pocket, she grunted as she took out a small black box out from her pocket - It's Vi

- Hey - I heard a woman speak - where is the suspect?

- Oh, hi Cupcake - Vi said gently - I'm currently interrogating Velkro.

- Who?

- The lecherous Octopus, I'll tell ya what I found, Over and out

- 10-4, Vi.

Vi puts the black box in one of her pockets.

- Okay, now Velkro, we were...

I leap towards her, knock her down and proceed to touch her body.

- WAIT - she yells - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- That box - I said - I WANT TO HAVE IT! PLEASE! OH, PLEASE VI! I'M CURIOUS! I'M REALLY CURIOUS! I WANT TO KNOW! PLEASE, GIVE IT TO ME!

- STOP! - she yells trying to push me aside - WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TOUCHING ME, YOU LECHEROUS OCTOPUS?!

- Come on, Vi, just a bit, I really want to know, it doesn't look like it works with magic, perhaps this Hextech you told me about, but then how... - I mutter as my tentacles reach her thorax - OF COURSE! - I proceed to look under her shirt - WAVES! THERE ARE SEVERAL WAVES IN THE ENVIRONMENT! YES, QUITE CLEVER! USING RADIO WAVES, THE TRANSFER OF DATA IT'S POSSIBLE IF BOTH OF THE DEVICES SHARE THE SAME CHANNEL, AMAZING!...but,where is it? I swear I saw you put it here.

- Velkro -She made a strange noise when I squeezed one of her mammary glands, it wasn't a scream of pain...pleasure? - Please, stop, I...I'll give you the Walkie-talkie just...

I squeezed again, to my surprise, Vi suddenly shouted, her back bent upwards, I saw her bit her lower lip, after a few seconds in that position she turned around and hid her face between her gauntlets, I could hear her made strange noises, was she...crying?

- Vi - I asked a bit concerned - what's wrong?

- Leave me alone, you perverted octopus! - she said sobbing - I told you to stop, but you ignored me, I... I...WHY ME? - she snapped-WHY CAN'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?! JAYCE DUMPS ME! CUPCAKE SAYS IM CHILDISH AND SOME RAPIST OCTOPUS GAVE ME THE BEST ORGASM I HAD IN MY LIFE! WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR? I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOMEONE SPECIA! I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY.

I watch how a scary female suddenly turns into a cub, crying, letting out her secrets with no care of the world, maybe...maybe I did something I shouldn't have done, maybe...I need to learn about human feelings, I don't know why, but watching her made me feel...sad? I put my tentacle on her shoulder, trying to calm her down, after a few seconds, I hear her crying going down, I breathe in relief.

- I'm sorry Vi - I say-i apologize for my evil doings, I just wanted the small box in your hands, I mean no harm.

-It's okay Velkro - she said with a hiccup - it was kind of my fault, I forgot you are not human, just don't do it again, if you want something just ask for it.

- I understand... also, it's Vel'Koz, not Velkro.

As I finish my sentence the wall behind us explodes, the rubble hit my body, I groan in pain, I hear outside several noises I don't know, they are quick and they repeat quite often, I do hear people scream, I can also feel the heat of fire, beneath me, Vi is completely unharmed as my body protected her from everything.

- VELKRO! - she yells getting up and examining my body - DON'T MOVE! I WILL HELP!

- Vi...It's Vel'Koz, not velkro.

- SHIT! - Vi yells looking at the hole in the wall - WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?!

-Who?

-Well, well, well - I heard an unknown voice - Fathands, I knew you were desperate for some action, but... really? An octopus? I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going?

I raise my gaze and see a small, thin, girl, with blue, long hair, braided in two pigtails, her eyes are pink and her skin it's really pale, but above everything else, her smile, it was filled with nothing but insanity, my limbs shiver in fear.

-Everybody PANIC.

Seriously, what the shit is wrong with human females?

...

Did I just...

Get Jinxed!