Chapter 4 - My lovely Psycho.

Females are such a wonder, among animals females seem to be stronger than males, they hunt and they even fight for their territory, males just kind of lay around their only purpose is reproduction, females also seem to have stronger bodies than males, I can conclude this since they are the ones who give birth to cubs, their body is fundamentally stronger, this trait allows them to live even more years than males, humans females are the same, although, quite different, it appears males consider females weak and unworthy of the position males hold in society, females are considered to be inferior in every aspect, it's such a foolish statement, consider most of the human figures are females, the artist looks for his muse, justice is represented with a female, truthfully, females are the most beloved emblem of humanity, they are a mystery, research has proven that females can be at the same level as males or even at superior level, I've read books about females toying with the hearts of males, binding them to their wills, I've even met a female stronger than any male I've met so far, females are beautiful, gentle, deceivers and most likely the most exceptional beings in this land.

Yet.

I would like to avoid them.

Why?

Because right now I'm between two of the most dangerous females I've met, one is the strongest female I talked about, the other is a frail looking female, but her aura, her smile and her eyes are filled with madness, the worst thing is that they have forgotten about me, and know I'm lying on the ground, wounded and shivering in fear.

Seriously, What the shit is wrong with females?

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Also, it seems I can't stop saying SHIT for some reason.

- THE FUCK YOU WANT, TWAT? - Vi groans.

- Easy, fathands - The frail female said-i just heard you guys found something interesting - she pointed at me - I just wanted to have a look.

- LEAVE HIM ALONE! - Vi groans jumping in front of me.

- aww, so cute, already in love with them tentacles, such a dirty girl Vi.

- THAT'S BULLSHIT - Vi answers, I wonder why she is blushing - I ARRESTED HIM! I'M IN CHARGE OF HIM! And let's be honest, when you say "interesting" it means you are plotting something, something that could destroy Piltover, So, leave him alone!

- Aww, so cute - The blue female said making some strange shape with her hands - you are such a cute couple, I wonder what did he do? Did he tell you your hands are actually REALLY fat? I can see it, Mister octopus di Fathands.

- STOP DOING THAT WITH YOUR HANDS! - Vi yelled flustered - THAT'S NEVER HAPPENING! HE DIDN'T DO SHIT!... well - Vi looked at the ground - he... kind of... squeezed my boobs... BUT THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

- And I bet you enjoyed it - The blue female said, smiling at me, walking around us and sitting in my chair-anyways, I'll be borrowing him for a while, don't worry, I won't break your precious husband.

Suddenly, Vi propelled herself towards the blue girl, groaning things I couldn't understand, the blue girl simply hopped to the right and dodge Vi, The Enforcer crashed into the wall, I heard her grunt in pain.

- Come on, Fathands, are you even trying? - the blue female taunted getting closer to me - I think you don't deserve this octopus, so I guess I'll keep him for myself.

The blue female walked towards me and lifted me, for a frail looking human she was quite strong, she then tied my limbs and after making sure I couldn't escape she walked to the hole she made earlier, then, I saw the city, there where several copper buildings as far as I could see, beneath me, I saw those marvelous beings I was so interested in, I also saw a net of wires covering almost every path of the city, but above everything else, I saw several sources of light, pink, yellow, neon, they were all glittering in a beautiful pattern, I was speechless, I never expected to find this panorama, I wondered why we, the voidborns, couldn't build something so beautiful.

I'm glad I came to this city.

- HOLD YER TENTACLES, OCTOPUS! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN!.

Oh... I forgot.

Suddenly I felt vertigo, I saw in slow motion how we jumped out of the building, I looked down and saw a great conglomeration of humans looking at us, as we went down I felt something, it was burning my insides, I felt adrenaline, I felt... happy, this was new, what was the word? I'm sure I heard it before.

Fun.

The blue girl pulled out something out of nowhere, I couldn't see what it was, then I felt something pulling me, when I realized what was going on we were flying, unable to believe anything I just decided to enjoy the feeling and the view, I heard the blue girl laugh...yes, this was fun.

And then we crashed.

I grunted as I tried to get in a comfortable position, I looked around, I was in some alley, the tall walls of the buildings blocked the sun so it was dark around me, I could hear some noises but they were far away, they won't be finding me anytime soon so I would have to obey my captor.

Speaking of the devil, she was a few meters away from me, she was unconscious, I guess the impact was too hard, with little effort i broke the bindings and inspected the blue female, at first I thought her skin was really pale, but looking at it close there were some shades, maybe she got this color due to a bad diet, her hair was tied in two pigtails, it was quite long since it was braided and reached her feet, her face was quite childish, her cheeks were slim and her eyes were small, although, her clothing was something else, it was almost underwear, a top in her boobs, small shorts, one stocking and heavy looking boots in her legs, there were some tattoos on one of her sides, bullets and petals all across from her arm till her hip, she was, to be honest, quite beautiful, when she wasn't smiling like a madwoman or hitting me.

Then I was slapped.

- Stop checking me out, you perv! - The female said getting up - I know you want me but, geez, get a hold of your tentacles.

- what is that supposed to mean? I don't understand.

- Really? - she looked at me thinking - so you don't know how this world works, right?

- Your assumption is right, female - I was slapped again - What did I say? - I asked rubbing my side.

- Female it's for animals - she said getting closer to me - I'm a girl, and well, "males" are guys, also, it ain't "girl", my name is Jinx, The loose cannon - she said pointing her hand towards me, noticing I was just looking at her hand she said - Come on, you can't be that lost, when you are introducing yourself you must shake hands and say your name... well, in your case it would be tentacle... but it's the same, so go on.

I looked at her with curiosity, was madness a trait humans must have in order to trust void creatures? I must research this

- It's a pleasure to meet you, my name it's Vel'koz, The eye of the Void - I said taking her hand with my limb.

- Aw'ight Vel'Koz, now, you shouldn't check out girls, but you can check me out if you want so... - she then lifted her arms over her head and swelled her thorax -what do ya think about mah chest?

- nonexistent.

I was slapped again.

- Y'know, you need to be sweet with a girl, Vel'Koz, like tell her the things she wants to hear, ya hear me-she said patting my head - also, you ain't that handsome, like, you are a big purple eyeball with some sort of helmet and don't forget them tentacles, yes, very purple.

-Really?-"I never knew I looked like that".

- Yes, but overall, you are quite cute - Jinx said smiling - anyways, Fathands and Hatlady must be really close, there's no way Fathands would let her precious boyfriend with me, so, help me out with something and I'll help you out of jail, okay?

I thought about it, she was insane, but on the other hand, Vi's punches hurt more than hers.

- I understand, I will accept your offer.

- Y'know you could have said "okay" but okay, now come here, I'll tell ya what to do - she said getting closer to me and whispered her idea.

- Are you sure about this idea? - I asked skeptically

- Yeah, it'll be fun, anyways just...

I felt something, so with a quick move I pushed Jinx just in time before a projectile drilled her head, I looked back and saw Vi and another girl, this girl was wearing a purple dress, boots and an overly huge hat, she was holding some thin object in her hands, I reckon that it's the cause of the projectiles, Vi seemed really angry.

- VEL'KOZ! - Vi yelled relieved - JUST STAY CALM! CUPCAKE AND I WILL RESCUE YOU!

- Go on - Jinx said pushing me.

I sighed, I think her idea it's a complete nonsense, but she promised she would help me escape, and I need to research at the library, so with no other choice I looked at Vi and decided to do something really...stupid.

- OH DARN! - I yelled while I slapped the air.

Vi and the other girl looked at me speechless, I turned to Jinx to ask her what to do next, she gestured me to continue, I sighed and did as she said

- OH DARN! OH DARN! OH DARN! OH DARN! OH D...

I felt something flew past me and heard something break behind me, I turned around and saw a piece of rubble that collided near Jinx, i looked back to Vi and saw the same gaze the girl in the forest gave me, hatlady (or cupcake, I don't really know her name) was holding her arm, trying to calm her down, Vi was staring at me with anger, beside her I saw a missing part of the building, behind me Jinx was laughing.

Seriously, Why do girls hate me so much?