Someone wanted Hugo and Amber to sing this song from the All Dogs Go To Heaven animated series, so enjoy your request! I thought they could sing it following a fight about Sofia joining the flying derby team in Just One of the Princes, and like in another fight they had, James could try to be the voice of reason.
AMBER: If you had what it takes,
You would be quite the gentleman,
A more sentimental prince,
Less of a flake.
You'd be my hero
Instead of a zero
If you had what it takes.
JAMES: (spoken) Come on, Amber. What do you want, anyway?
AMBER: (sung) I want the perfect guy
Who'd never make me wait.
HUGO AND AMBER: The perfect guy
HUGO: It's more fun to irritate.
AMBER: The perfect guy
Who'd shower me flowers.
HUGO AND AMBER: The perfect guy.
HUGO: You'd be sniffling for hours.
AMBER: So very 'phisticated.
HUGO: That's overrated.
AMBER: Someone who'd risk his hide.
HUGO: Who'd take you for a ride.
AMBER: Who'd make me feel so proud.
HUGO: Stop walking on a cloud.
AMBER: To have them by my side.
JAMES: (spoken) Gee, it's gettin' awful hot in here, ain't it?
AMBER: (sung) The perfect guy, I long to see.
The perfect guy, the guy for me.
The perfect guy. You'll never be
The perfect guy!
HUGO: Uh,
I hate to deflate you
Or invalidate you.
This pie-in-the-sky guy
Will just nauseate you.
Life would be boring.
You'd spend all day snoring?
(spoken) Is that what you want?
JAMES: (spoken) You know, Amber, if you ask me, I think Hugo's got a point. Don't you think so? I think so.
HUGO AND AMBER: (sung) The perfect guy.
HUGO: He's only in your dreams.
HUGO AND AMBER: The perfect guy.
AMBER: (spoken) I've had it with your schemes!
I want the perfect guy!
HUGO: (sung) There is no such creature!
JAMES: The only perfect guy is in an animated feature!
AMBER: Tender and kind.
HUGO: They say love is blind.
AMBER: You're out of your league!
HUGO: You're out of your mind!
HUGO AND AMBER: The perfect guy.
AMBER: I only want...
HUGO: You'll never find...
HUGO AND AMBER: The perfect guy.
JAMES: (spoken) Come on and kiss.
HUGO AND AMBER: (spoken) Stay out of this!
(sung) The perfect guy.
AMBER: You'll never be...
HUGO: Who'll wanna be...
HUGO AND AMBER: The perfect guy!