Hi guys! Its been two fucking years! I have no computer! I'm two years behind on the now completed homestuck, and my daughter is perfect in every way! That being said I am writing this on my cellphone in this awesome app called werdsmith and I don't have spelling and grammar check so forgive me for my flaws.

Also, I honestly have no fucking clue what option won so I'm just gonna combine them together considering there is only one chapter left after this one which I will hopefully be posting very soon so I can end the fic for all of you.

You have all been wonderful patient saints and I love you!

Royalty: Have an all out motha fuckin BRAWL!

Flashes of white from various animals dart across the large room. Gods of all shapes, sizes, and varieties come in from all openings like a flood colliding in splashes of multicolor blood.

In the center of the chaos three forms stood. The queen with her hair billowing behind her like it has a life of it's own. Feferi, her hands glowing a light pink as she keeps the battle away with help from the many lusus. And Meenah, standing with a grin of sassy triumph on her painted lips, and her 2x3dent in her hand pointed both up and down.

Sparks of power clash between them as they fight with magic. Many collisions exploding and flying into the crowd. One causes a god with golden eyes and short hair, horns in a small spiral above his ears, to just vanish in a puff of smoke leaving only a pile of dust behind.

Another catches a female with long hair and short spiky horns to burst into flames, the flames spreading violently to anyone who touches them.

John and Dave rush into the room, stopping in shock at the horror around them John quickly jumps into the fray stopping a dagger from going into the back of Jake's head as he shooks down a god going for Dirk.

Dave bites his lip, fangs piercing the skin instantly causing him to flinch then look up with wide excited eyes. He spreads his hands out, smirks as his eyes swirl into a cloudy constant swirl of red. "Okay Dave, this is it. This is your chance to be the big bad hero Bro trained you to be. The end is here but not for you. No, you will carry on sweep the princess off her feet and take this world by storm. You are Dave. Fucking. Strider. And you are going to save the world."

He takes a deep breath.

Nods to himself.

"EVERYBODY FREEZE!" He closes his eyes, feeling a pulse come from his chest and out of his hands. Silence follows.

Slowly Dave opens his eyes looking around him. There was no movement. People were frozen mid attack, Bird lusus in the air mid flap, it was like a painting all around him. He put his hands down slowly. Walks slowly up to John who's kneeling on the ground reaching for his fallen bloody hammer.

He puts his hand in John's blood caked hair. "Dude, wake up." John grabs his hammer and swings coming mere centimeters from breaking Dave's nose as he jumps back.

John blinks in surprise opening his mouth to speak just as a loud female laugh rings through the silent room. Both boys turn towards the sound, eyes wide as they settle on the Queen walking towards them.

Randomly in her path she'll stop and touch someone. With a sizzle and a pop they shrivel up and fall to the ground as a pile of colored ash. "This is quite the awkward pause. I'm sure you meant to help all these people. But instead you've sentenced them all to death."

She reaches out a delicate hand, her long hand pauses, fingernail brushing the bill of Bro's cap. "How tragic will it be when I kill him? Right in front of the two who care most for him?"

John rushes towards her, hammer up and ready to swing. Dave focuses his power on the Queen, trying to stop her but it bounces off falling to the ground like a bomb of glitter.

"Oh dear, the fear just makes your heart... stop?" The Queen purrs, as John freezes mid air. She grins looking over at Dave. "You don't stand a chance boy. You should just give up and kill yourself now."

"That's a pretty Shell-f centered comment." Feferi's voice rings out just as three golden points pop out of the Queen's chest. Bright pink trickles down from under the spots, turning into heavy rivlets as the gold disappears. The Queen falls to her knees, coughing splatters of fuschia on the floor.

Feferi smiles brightly, propping the 2x3dent on her shoulder and waving happily to Dave.

"You can't kill me. You don't have the power!" The Queen screams, power swirling around her like a tornado as she slowly pushes herself to stand."

"That's true," Feferi says, smile still in place. "But he does." She points with her free hand to the Queen's side.

The Queen's eyes widen in absolute fear as they meet with Karkat's, a glare plastered on his brow as he reaches his hand slowly out to press a single finger against the queen's forehead. Her eyes turn solid black then melt away like acid, the rest of her body follows leaving only a pink glow behind.

Karkat reaches his other hand out and slowly molds the glow into a large orb. Then puts his hands in the center of it ripping it into two. Sparks fizzle on the broken edge as he reaches out one hand to Feferi. "The crown, for weakening the Queen and distracting her." He then moves through the waves of still frozen bodies to Meenah who's hand currently presses into Kankri's face sending a spark to unfreeze him. "The crown, for awakening me and allowing me the final blow, even though you could have done it yourself."

"Actually... The statistics of Meenah winning using the powers of death without practicing with them first is about 1 in 25. So really..."

"Oh my glub!" Meenah shoves her hand back in Kankri's face re-freezing him in time. "I can't even deal with him right now." She reaches out and grabs the sparking half orb and presses it to her chest at the same time as Feferi.

Both princesses float into the air, a pink glow surrounding them. Sparks flash from their feet, stomach, hands, chest, and eyes. Then into the air above them exploding like a firework leaving a small golden tiara behind to float onto their heads. Their hair starts to move steadily on its own as they settle back to their feet.

"This shore is going to take some getting used to." Meenah mutters as she looks down at her braid twitching below her on the floor.

Okay! That's it!

What's that?

Its not it?

I said earlier on this same chapter post that there was one more chapter?

Damn... Guess I better give you options then huh?

Okay then:

Nikki: give us a happy ending.

Nikki: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST GIVE US A HAPPY ENDING I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE CLIFFHANGERS ON FANFICS ARE SO FUCKING INFURIATING WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME FOR SO LONG?