Raven862 asked about this song from Matilda the musical, so enjoy your request! I thought everyone's favorite trio of pranksters could sing it as they wreak havoc in Royal Prep during Substitute Cedric before they're bounced back to Hexley Hall.

Amy: Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water, so they say
Their subsequent fall was inevitable
They never stood a chance, they were written that way
Innocent victims of their story

Kurt: Like Romeo and Juliet
T'was written in the stars before they even met
That love and fate and a touch of stupidity
Would rob them of their hope of living happily
The endings are often a little bit gory

Elliot: I wonder why they didn't just change their story?
We're told we have to do what we're told but surely
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty.

Kurt/Amy/Elliot: Just because you find that life's not fair it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it
If you always take it on the chin and wear it
Nothing will change.

Amy: Even if you're little you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you
If you sit around and let them get on top
You might as well be saying
You think that it's okay
And that's not right!

Kurt: Cinderella in the cellar,
Didn't have to do much as far as I could tell.
Her Godmother was two-thirds fairy
Suddenly her lot was a lot less scary
But what if you haven't got a fairy to fix it?
Sometimes you have to make a little bit of mischief.

Elliot: Just because you find that life's not fair it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it
If you always take it on the chin and wear it
Nothing will change.

Amy/Elliott/Kurt: Even if you're little you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you
If you sit around and let them get on top
You might as well be saying
You think that it's okay
And that's not right!
And if it's not right
You have to put it right!

Amy: In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt.
The seeds of a war in the creak of a floorboard.
A storm can begin with the flap of a wing.

Kurt: The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting!
Every day starts with the tick of a clock.
All escapes start with the click of a lock!
If you're stuck in your story and want to get out
You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout!

Elliott: 'Cause if you're little you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you
If you sit around and let them get on top you
Won't change a thing!

Amy: Just because you find that life's not fair it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it!
If you always take it on the chin and wear it

Kurt: You might as well be saying
You think that it's okay
And that's not right!
And if it's not right
You have to put it right!

Kurt/Elliott/Amy: But nobody else is gonna put it right for me
Nobody but me is gonna change my story
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty.