A/N: Intervening!Klaine
Rating: G
Kurt and Blaine didn't do much in Glee club. And that, made an awesome excuse for them just to watch.
Watching was great. Doing so, they found out that Finn actually could dance – when it wasn't choreographed.
They found out less obvious things – like when Santana had a sprained ankle but didn't tell anyone. They figured out that Artie was still in love with Brittany.
But then there were the major things.
Like the Quinn and Rachel thing.
It took them a while to be certain – watching the subtle flirting and eye contact – the sky smiles and how they both went out of their way to stay near each other.
But Kurt and Blaine still weren't a hundred precent certain that anything was actually happening.
Still, the chemistry was there.
And Kurt and Blaine were determined to do something about it.
^.^
Kurt linked arms with Rachel in the corridor, smiling sweetly at her.
"So." He started when she grinned at him. "Quinn."
He felt her go tense, but she hit it with a small cough.
"Yes, what about her?"
"You like her." He said bluntly, and Rachel's eyes widened, stopping dead in the hallway with a surprised splutter.
^.^
Blaine chose a less direct attempt.
"So…what do you think about Rachel?" he muttered, jogging with her around the McKinley oval.
"People who jog, don't talk." She raised an eyebrow at him, quickening her gait.
Blaine frowned, ignoring the comment and matching her.
"Come on. I'm thinking of asking her out."
Quinn almost stopped in her tracks. "Dummy, you're gay and you have a boyfriend."
"Yeah…but we're going through a rough patch." He lied. "And Rachel's single, so…"
Blaine watched her frown.
"I don't think that's a good idea."
"Why? Are you after her or something?"
^.^
"No!" both Rachel and Quinn cried.
^.^
"So…they definitely like each other…"
They were debriefing – Blaine lying upside down on Kurt's bed while he paced.
"Definitely." Blaine nodded.
"And what are we going to do about it?"
Blaine turned right-side up, raising an eyebrow. "Are you sure we even need to do anything?"
Kurt glared at him exasperatedly. "Blaine, they are perfect for each other!"
Blaine laughed.
"What are you going to do? Lock them in a closet together?"
Kurt raised an eyebrow at him, thinking hard.
"Please tell me you're not serious..." Blaine's mouth dropped open.
"A rigged game of Seven Minutes in Heaven couldn't go astray…"
"Kurt!" Blaine sat up properly. "We can't…"
"But…"
"If they get together, they get together… but we're not match makers."
Kurt wrinkled his nose, sighing heavily. "I want them to get together now!"
"Patience is a virtue." Blaine teased.
Kurt rolled his eyes at him, still planning.
"Maybe if we..." he murmured. "Hmm... Blaine, get up. We're leaving." he said, standing and walking towards the door. Blaine scrambled after him.
"Wha... Kurt? Where are we going?"
"You'll see."
^.^
The ended up at the Lima Bean, Kurt making their usual order before seating himself, Blaine still trailing behind him, more than slightly confused.
"Kurt...?"
"Blaine, hush." Kurt was texting, his fingers flying over the buttons. "Quinn and Rachel are on their way."
Blaine frowned, settling in the seat next to Kurt and taking a sip of his coffee.
"Did you just set us up on a double date?" he asked.
Kurt smiled at him proudly. "I didn't think you'd work that out at least until they got here."
Blaine rolled his eyes at him. "Subtle."
"Sure it is. We just need to keep encouraging them to spend time together."
"And what? They'll just work the rest out for themselves?"
"That's the plan." Kurt grinned, waving as Quinn and Rachel walked through the door together. "Just look at them Blaine. They'd be perfect together." he whispered as the two girls made their way across the room to them.
Rachel and Quinn gave each other worried looks as Kurt stared them down.
"So…" Rachel started pleasantly. "Why are we here…together?"
Quinn narrowed her eyes at Blaine – their previous conversation in mind.
"I…" Kurt stuttered before his phone beeped loudly. "Oh! That's Carole. We've got to go. Sorry – bye!"
He grabbed Blaine's hand and dragged him to the exit, ignoring Rachel and Quinn's horrified protests.
^.^
"Imminently practical, and yet appropriate, as always." Blaine quoted, grinning as they drove away. "You're a bloody wonder."
Kurt chuckled as his phone beeped again – having received a text from Rachel.
(18:43) Thanks.
A/N: Take that as you will.
