I own nothing, fair use, this won't do anything to stop the lawyers and SEGA is pretty chill about this kind of this thing anyway, why do I bother writing these, waste of TIME!

Also, since doesn't like youtube links for some reason, just use the portion of the URL that remains and put it into a standard youtube watch url thing. The music is necessary, it greatly increases the atmosphere of the fight scenes that will ensue.

Episode 2: Robotnik's First Triumph

Music: Sonic Adventure 2- Shut Up Faker!

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Viridian Vile Varmint

Sonic the Hedgehog

"Robotnik, you seriously think you can defeat the fastest thing alive?" Sonic tapped his foot in annoyance and incredulity, rolling his eyes. "I mean we've done this eleventybillion times already! Just give up!"
Robotnik grimaced. This little rat was trying to make fun of him! But no more… NO MOOOOOORE!

"DIE!" Before Sonic could react, Robotnik had rushed up to him and landed a Shoryuken directly into his jaw. Sonic went flying and lost all 999 of his rings, but unfortunately for Robotnik, 587 of them landed right on top of Sonic, and he got them back. He stood up, rubbing his jaw.
"Heh, not bad, Eggman!" Sonic grinned. "Maybe you'll actually be a challenge for once!"
"MY NAME IS DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK, AND YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS SUCH!" Robot fired a lightning bolt at Sonic with his raygun, but he dodged expretly. Robotnik kept firing, but Sonic was far too quick.

"Hey, Ro-BUTT-nik! Been puttin on the pounds, haven't ya?" Sonic launched himself toward a tree, and vaulted off it, aiming directly for Robotnik. "I think its time for ya to go on a diet!"

Sonic tried to face-kick Robotnik, but Robotnik was too quick! He turned around and blocked Sonic's foot expertly, holding it back with relative ease before throwing him off into a nearby rock face.

"HAH! I've been going on the ULTIMATE POWER training regimen, thank you very much!" Robotnik ran towards Sonic, his fist aimed towards Sonic's puny head, but Sonic recovered his wits and dodged at the last second. Robotnik was moving with such force that his hand got stuck in the wall!

He turned around, and he saw Sonic spinning directly toward him! "All your strength is no match for my Sonic Speed!" Robotnik was trapped!

Thinking quickly, he aimed his raygun at Sonic, set it, and fired! At the momentum Sonic was going at, there was no way for him to dodge, and he took the hit at full force, having all his rings knocked out. He managed to get some, but all the others disappeared, and he only had 234 rings left now!

"Oh, all out of your precious bling, hedgehog?" Robotnik had freed his hand from the rubble, and advanced toward Sonic, grinning evilly. "Don't worry- when I attain ULTIMATE POWER, I'll make you gather so many rings, you can build my statue when you die!"

Sonic struggled to his feet, clearly a bit battered. "Gotta admit, Egghead, you've stepped up your game!" He dashed off into the distance, in a flash! "Let's see if you can keep up with this!"

Robotnik looked around quickly. Sonic was nowhere to be seen, but he could hear him just fine. He aimed towards the source of the noise, and fired wantonly. He couldn't hit anything, but he could see footprints appearing in response. That was what he needed!

The footprints suddenly started moving towards Robotnik at a rapid rate, but he lifted his gun and fired at them, causing Sonic to trip and stumble, his rings flying everywhere! He started trying to gather them frantically!

"NOT THIS TIME, HEDGEHOG!" Robotnik pressed a button on his glove, and all the rings started flying towards him! He cackled maniacally as the rings were absorbed into him, rendering them useless for the blue hedgehog!
"What are you doing, Egghead?!" Sonic ran around frantically, but as soon as he got close to a ring, it went flying away toward Eggman instead! A mixture of confusion and anger was written across his face.

"It's my MAGNET GLOVE!" Robotnik laughed heartily. "ALL OF YOUR RINGS BELONG TO ME!" The last ring bouncing around was absorbed into Robotnik's flab, and Sonic now had no rings at all!

"Oh, no! I've got to be careful!" Sonic looked around, but there were no rings nearby either! He was ringless, and without his rings he wouldn't last long!
Robotnik launched himself towards Sonic with a flying kick, but Sonic dodged! Robotnik, not to be deterred, fired his raygun at the cliffside repeatedly, and the recoil pushed him back in the right direction!

Sonic ran frantically from the fat scientist chasing him, but the force Robotnik had generated was propelling him forward faster than Sonic could run in his weakened state! Sonic turned around, started spindashing, and launched himself at Robotnik at full speed!

Robotnik fired his gun at Sonic in midair, disrupting his spin dash, but not his momentum. He kept tumbling forward, now completely defenseless!
"I'VE GOT YOU NOW!" Robotnik landed a perfectly timed haymaker directly to Sonic's jaw, sending him flying away into a dust cloud! After it cleared, Sonic was laying on the ground in a heap, completely KOed.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Robotnik did a cheesy victory dance while generic rave music played. "I BEAT THE HEDGEHOG! I BEAT THE HEDGEHOG! NOW NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM BECOMING THE UNDISPUTED MASTER OF MOBIUS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

What will happen to Sonic now?
Who will Robotnik's next opponent be?

Will Coconuts ever get a decent insurance plan?
Find out on the next exciting episode of ROBOTNIK'S GRAND DOMINATION, "Robotnik Opens a Teleporter Network!"