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Episode 4: Robotnik Discovers his Cuteness Allergy
Listening Music: Kirby Nightmare in Dream Land: Forest Theme
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It was a normal day in Cappy Town, until a massive amount of flashy effects and a large explosion came from the town square, which did not do a very good job of improving the mood.
"CITIZENS OF DREAM LAND! BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW BENEVOLENT OVERLORD!"
Robotnik's voice boomed throughout the village as he stepped out of the smoke and bowed surprising gracefully for someone of his girth.
Nobody reacted, because they were far too busy picking their jaws up off the floor.
"I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND KING DEDEDE!"
Everyone meekly pointed towards the rather large castle on the hill in the distance, still not saying a word.
"THANK YOU, GOOD CITIZENS!" Before he could continue, however, he was smacked in the back of the head by an apple.
"WHO DARES-"
Before he could finish, another apple hit him, this time in the temple.
"HOW DARE ANYONE OF YOU NINCOMPOOPS HIT THE GREAT RRRROBOTNIK WITH APPLES-"
Robotnik was interrupted by a rather large and oversized apple tree falling on top of him, hitting him directly in the head. No, not the head you're thinking of, get your mind out of the gutter you sicko.
Robotnik pushed the tree off his bulk with relative ease, and looked toward where it had fallen from. There was a little girl with a sketchpad and pencil standing on top of a house, giggling at Robotnik's predicament.
"YOU! DID YOU DO THIS TO THE GRRRRRREAT RRRROOOBBOTNIK?!"
The little girl nodded, and continued giggling. Robotnik turned the exact complexion of a beet, and steam came out of his ears. He was pissed, and the Cappies backed away in fear, as they should. Robotnik is not a simple ineffectual villain anymore, oh no!
"I ORDER YOU TO COME DOWN AND BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW-"
The little girl yawned, and started drawing something. Robotnik rushed towards her, but a bolt of lightning shot out of her notepad and zapped him directly in the chest!
Robotnik struggled to his feet, and stared down the laughing child in front of him.
"IT'S ON, YOU LITTLE BRAT!"
Artistic Assailant
Adeleine
Listening Music: Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards: Boss Theme
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Robotnik lunged for Adeleine, but she drew several swords on her notepad, which quickly flew out straight at him! He dodged them deftly, one of them grazing his mustache by a hair. (GET IT?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Adeleine wasted no time before quickly sketching out a missile, which launched itself at him! He dodged one way, but it followed him wherever he went!
Thinking quickly, Robotnik jumped towards the missile, grabbed it, and with a tremendous burst of strength, turned it around, changing its target to Adeleine! But she was not to be outdone, for she conjured a shield to stop the projectile in its tracks!
"WHAT? IS THERE ANY LIMIT TO WHAT YOU CAN CREATE?!" Robotnik inquired.
Adeleine simply laughed and began drawing again. Robotnik fired his raygun at her, but she had finished drawing a large tree root, which ripped a house off its foundation and tossed it Robotnik!
Robotnik leaped to the side to dodge one house, then blasted another one to smitheroonies with his raygun. Another one was on a collision course, but he jumped onto it, propelling himself toward Adeleine in the process! Yet another house was heading for him, but he smashed it with a flying kick!
"FOOL! YOU DARE FIGHT AGAINST THE GREAT ROBOTNIK?!" Robotnik took aim with his raygun and fired a massive blast at Adeleine, but she was too quick! She drew a pair of wings for herself, which grafted to her back and launched her up into the sky!
From there, she created a large meteor, which quickly was gaining on Robotnik! He stood his ground, and punched it with incredible toughness, sending it back the way it had come!
Unfortunately for Robotnik, Adeleine had already drawn a massive sword, which she had used to slice the meteor clean in two! She giggled at Robotnik's failure from her place in the sky, and Robotnik fumed angrily.
"CREATIVITY MEANS NOTHING IN THE FACE OF SHEER FORCE, GIRL!"
Robotnik activated his magnet glove and turned it to the maximum intensity, causing all the appliances and metal objects in Cappy Town to come flying towards him! At the last second, he turned it off, causing the onslaught of metalware to continue careening towards Adeleine!
A look of terror crossed the girl's face, but it was quickly replaced by a grimace of determination as she frantically drew a storm cloud! The furious gusts of wind that were caused successfully stopped most of the objects, but a large frying pan was still able to get through and smack her directly in the forehead!
"HOW DOES IT FEEL, HAVING HEAVY OBJECTS THROWN AT YOUR HEEEEAAAD?!"
Robotnik gloated while pointing ferociously at her.
Adeleine was off balance for a moment, but quickly regained her composure and drew a large object that looked like a satellite, which quickly began charging up and fired an enormous beam at Robotnik!
Robotnik whipped out his raygun, and, setting it to the highest intensity, returned fire! The two beams cancelled each other out for the most part, but Robotnik's was winning, pushing Adeleine's beam back to its source!
Both opponents had grimaces of resolve on their faces, but Adeleine was losing!
Adeleine's satellite couldn't take the massiveness of Robotnik's beam anymore, and it blew up, creating a large explosion! Robotnik saw his chance, and jumped towards the girl, fist forward!
Adeleine, visibly tired, managed to conjure two massive fists that she used to counter Robotnik's blows! They hung in the air, rapidly exchanging punches, only to be countered by the next one from their opponent! The speed of the punches increased to such a degree that the fists of the brawlers were starting to blur to the Cappies watching below, one greedily chowing down on a bowl of popcorn while wearing 3D glasses!
Adeleine was starting to wear down, and her blows slowed. Robotnik saw his chance, and kicked the girl directly in the stomach! Her fists and wings disappeared, and she was sent hurtling towards the nearest house, which exploded in a shower of rubble, dust, and cheap furniture!
Listening Music: Kirby's Return To Dream Land- Goal Game Theme
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Robotnik landed on the ground expertly, and surveyed the rubble. Adeleine dug herself out of the pile of rubble, barely conscious, and fell to the ground. Robotnik approached her, raised his hand, and…
Held it out.
"SOMEONE AS POWERFUL AS YOU IS WORRRRTHY OF BEING ON ROBOTNIK'S WINNING TEAM!" Robotnik grinned from ear to ear.
Listening Music: Escargoon's Theme
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"ESCARGOON!"
Escargoon stumbled into the King's throne room, tripping over a wrinkle in the carpet. "What is it, Your Majesty?"
Dedede pointed at the monitor, which showed Robotnik heading towards his castle.
"Who's that chubbeh weirdo with the kooky mustash?"
Escargoon frowned. "I-I don't know, Your Majesty. I've never seen them before-"
"NEVER SEEN HIM?! Escargoon, it is your job as mah royal lackey-snail to know everything about everyone in that snotty little hamlet to ensure mah absolute rule!"
Escargoon rolled his eyes. "Maybe he snuck in because SOMEONE forgot to pay the guards for a month and they all left for greener pastures."
Dedede frowned. "Oh. I forgots about that." He was quickly back to full-on screaming mode, however. "STILL! If you don't know, you gots to find out! Escargoon, follow that chubbeh weirdo and find out who he is!"
"But King, you just saw him demolish that entire town-"
"I DON'T CARE! YOU JUST DO THAT!" Escargoon sighed, and was just about to leave when Dedede piped up again. "Acturally, on second thought…"
Escargoon's eyes brightened.
"I'll go with ya! Someone's gotta make sure ya don't go muckin it up!" Dedede grabbed Escargoon's arm and dragged him out the door, despite his protests.
"Well, at least I'll have a living shield in case we tick off that fat guy." Escargoon muttered.
Will Robotnik triumph over King Dedede?
Will Adeleine actually be a major character?
Will Dedede ever remember to pay his subordinates?
Find out on the next exciting episode of Robotnik's Grand Domination, "Robotnik makes an unplanned detour!"