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Episode 5: Robotnik makes an Unplanned Detour!

Listening Music: Kirby's Return to Dream Land: Forest Area

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"WHEN WILL WE GET TO DEDEDE'S CASTLE?!"

Robotnik tromped through the undergrowth in Whispy's Forest, Adeleine following closely behind him. The mud was so thick, it yanked off his boots a few times.

"AAAAAAAARGH!" Robotnik fumed, his face turning the exact complexion of a beet. In responses to this, Adeleine turned around and drew a magic carpet which floated above the mud. Robotnik got on, kicking the mud off his boots.

"THANK YOU, ADELEINE! REMIND ME TO BRING MY EGG POD NEXT TIME!"
Robotnik and Adeleine floated towards Castle Dedede, Robotnik activating his Ultra-Mosquito-Killer field to protect them from the bugs.

Robotnik's Ultra-Mosquito-Killer is copyright Robotnik Enterprises LLC. Do not rip us off or we will throw a lawsuit at you so fast you'll be paying through the nose and every orifice of your body. We mean it. Seriously.

"Your Majesty, are you sure this is the right place?" Escargoon sighed and looked around on his binoculars, seeing no sign of the fat scientist. He fumed to himself.

"For sure, Escargoon! I'm sure as a pig on an all-you-can-eat buffet!" Dedede gobbled up a nearby chicken leg out of the glove compartment of his car, bone and all, and burped directly into Escargoon's face. He grimaced and covered his face.

"That sounds pretty sure." Escargoon glanced around, but there was nothing as far as the eye could see. Nothing but bugs and cute creatures all around.

"Your Majesty, he's not here-" Escargoon stopped mid-sentence.

"What? What is it! Spit it out, ya snail-brain!" Dedede crunched on a bag of pretzels.

"H-he's right up ahead, Your Majesty! And he's heading this way!"

"WHAT!" Dedede grabbed the binoculars, entangling Escargoon's neck in the strap in the process. He gazed through them, and it was indeed true. The fat man and his artistic cohort were heading directly toward them at a rapid pace!
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Both Dedede and Escargoon ran for their car, and drove away as fast as they could, running over several Waddle Dees in the process.

(Don't worry about the Waddle Dees, they're squishy, things like this don't faze them)

"I DON'T WANT THE FAT MAN TO EAT MEEEEEE!" Escargoon wailed.

Robotnik and Adeleine, however, had no idea that the two were hiding out there, and their sudden flight took them completely by surprise.

"WHO ARE THOSE TWO IIIDIOTSS?" Robotnik yelled, before it clicked in his head. The scouter's portrait matched that of the fat blue penguin that was running away from him!
ERGO, IT WAS KING DEDEDE!

"THAT IS OUR TARRRRGET! AAAAAAFFFTERRR THEEEEEEEEM!" Robotnik pointed forcefully at the retreating vehicle, and Adeleine steered the carpet towards them.

Listening Music: Kirby Super Star: Hilltop Chase

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"YOUR MAJESTY, THEY'RE CATCHING UP TO US!" Escargoon clung desperately to the steering wheel as he drove wildly around the trees.

"SAY WHUT! HOW IS THAT GUY CATCHING UP TO OUR BIG SPEEDY?!" Dedede yelled in response.

(Big Speedy is the name of the car. Please do not misinterpret, we already have one walking genitalia reference in this fanfic already)

They drove wildly, but to no avail, for the carpet the fat man and Adeleine were riding on was much faster, and quickly gained on them!

"DEDEDE! I'M HERE TO DEFEAT YOU, AND CLAIM YOURRRR CRRRROWN FOR MY OOOOOOUUUWWWN!" yelled Robotnik! His mustache shined magnificently in the wind.

Adeleine applauded.

"Time to break out the heavy artillery! Your Majesty, you drive!" Dedede didn't argue, and Escargoon moved to the back of the car.

Listening Music: Kirby: Canvas Curse: Truck Chase

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"Take this, you overgrown fat man!" Escargoon tossed out a large barrel towards Robotnik, but Robotnik quickly blasted it to pieces with his raygun! Escargoon tossed out several more objects, but none of them managed to connect!
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCH PITIFUL OBJECTS CANNOT OBSTRUCT THE GRRRRREAT RRRRRROBOTNIK!" Robotnik laughed heartily.

"Oh, really, now!" Escargoon pressed a large button on the back seat of the truck, and a large cannon emerged.
Robotnik's jaw dropped for a moment, but he quickly regained his composure.

Ultra Strong Energy Weapon

WAVE MOTION CANNON

"BRING IT ON!" Robotnik yelled.

Escargoon grinned, and started pressing buttons. A barrage of energy balls were shot out of the mouth of the cannon, but Adeleine quickly swerved to dodge them all!

Robotnik tried firing at the cannon, but a large force field activated, nullifying the blast!

"Ha ha ha! Your puny little ray gun won't work on this baby, chubby!" The cannon started charging up, visibly glowing as it did so! "Now, out of my WAY!"

Adeleine quickly dodged before the cannon fired a massively huge beam of energy! When the dust cleared, a large swath of the forest was completely gone, leaving only a charred husk of ground in its place!

"SUCH A POWERFUL WEAPON!" Robotnik observed!

Escargoon laughed, then pressed another button! A massive volley of energy balls was fired at the duo!
Adeleine swerved and dived, but couldn't keep it up much longer! Robotnik blasted the balls of energy, causing them to dissipate, but more kept coming!
"Give it up, chubby! There's only room for one fat, morally questionable ruler, and that's King Dedede!" The cannon fired a large ball of energy, and it hurtled towards Robotnik!
Thinking quickly, Robotnik activated his magnet glove, wound up, and punched the ball! It froze in its tracks, but Robotnik was struggling to keep it away!

With a loud yell, he forced the ball of energy back in the opposite direction, back at the Wave Motion Cannon!
Escargoon smirked, and fired another energy ball, cancelling out the first one! He kept blasting more and more, and Robotnik was having trouble keeping up!

"WE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP! WE'RE OUTCLASSED IN MATTERS OF ENERGY WEAPONS!"

Robotnik announced, a solitary drop of sweat rolling down his face.

Adeleine, thinking quickly, pulled out her sketchpad and drew a large iron ball, which quickly appeared above Robotnik! Robotnik, understanding the message, reared back, caught the iron ball, and heaved it at the Wave Motion Cannon!

"EEEK!" Escargoon fired frantically at the incoming projectile, but all the shots had no effect on its trajectory, or its mass!
The iron ball slammed into the cannon at a tremendous velocity, immediately totaling it!
"No, no, no, NOOO!" Escargoon slammed on the buttons, but after a brief cough of smoke from the busted weapon, it slumped over, rendered utterly useless!
"THIS ISN'T THE END OF THIS, CHUBBY!" Escargoon ranted as Dedede revved the car, speeding it off into the distance, Robotnik and Adeleine following closely behind.

Will Robotnik catch up to King Dedede and his wily snail associate, Escargoon?

Will Escargoon ever actually fight physically?

Will Dedede ever do anything meaningful and not just laze around eating chicken legs?

Find out on the next exciting episode of "Robotnik's Grand Domination", "Robotnik Storms Mount Dedede!"