FAIR USE, I OWN NOTHING, BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAAAH.
Also, to be clear, this fanfic is divided into 'arcs', basically like the sagas of Dragon Ball, except not as long.
Episode 4 was the beginning of the Dedede Arc.
Also, suggestions for characters to appear are appreciated! I can't use them all, but I'd appreciate the feedback!
Episode 6: Robotnik Storms Mount Dedede
Robotnik stood before the gates of Castle Dedede, surveying what he had to deal with.
The castle was large and imposing, with two large windows resembling eyes placed at the main keep's front. Large cannons adorned all the walls, aimed in all directions.
"WELL THEN!" Robotnik cracked his knuckles. "ADELEINE, YOU HAVE QUITE THE BONE TO PICK WITH KING DEDEDE, DO YOU NOT?" Adeleine nodded slowly.
"THEN, LET'S GET RRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMBBLLLLEEE!"
Robotnik kicked open the door, splintering it into tiny tiny splinters. He looked around, but there was no one in sight…
Except for a lone Waddle Dee, carrying a spear, and wearing a blue bandanna.
He stared at Robotnik, with an angry expression on his face, readying his spear.
Robotnik was silent for a few moments before bursting into complete hysterics.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! LOOK AT THIS PUNY WORM, THINKING HE CAN OVERPOWER THE GREAT ROBOTNIK! AAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA!"
Adeleine, however, wasn't laughing.
She had seen this Waddle Dee before.
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, HUG ME TO DEATH? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Robotnik continued laughing without a care as to the adversary which stood before him.
The Waddle Dee whirled around and pointed his spear skyward, and the ground began to rumble!
Robotnik stopped laughing abruptly, and looked around.
OUT OF NOWHERE A CRAPTON OF WADDLE DEES BURST INTO THE ROOM AND DOGPILED ROBOTNIK AND ADELEINE!
Every time they tried to break free, another squishy round creature latched on to their limbs, weighing them down! Robotnik couldn't reach the trigger on his raygun, and Adeleine could barely move!
Robotnik seethed with rage! How could such cute, stupid things get the better of him! THIS WOULD NOT STAND!
Bandanna Dee surveyed the massive pulsating mound of Waddle Dees on top of Robotnik and Adeleine, and nodded silently. His work done, he turned around to leave-
Only to be greeted by the yelling of a very angry scientist.
Robotnik forced himself out of the pile of Waddle Dees, throwing them every which way. Smoke was coming out his ears, and he was panting like a raging bull!
"YOOOOOUUUUUU!" Robotnik proclaimed his anger forcefully towards Bandanna Dee. "HOOOOOWWWW DAARRRREEE YOOOUUUU HUMMIIIILLLLIIIAAAATTTE THE GRRRRRREAT RRERRRRRROBOTNIK IN SUCH A MANNNNERRRRR?!"
Adeleine burst out of the pile alongside Robotnik, having drawn two katanas on her notepad, and now whirling them expertly.
"YOOUUU WILLL PAAAAAAY FORRRR YOUUURUR INNSSOLLLEENCE!" Robotnik charged at the Bandanna Dee, while Adeleine dashed towards the legion of cute fluffy menaces!
Bandanna Dee was poised and ready.
Listening Music: Kirby Triple Deluxe: Revenge of the Enemy
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The Cutest Little Warrior
Bandanna Dee
Bandanna Dee glared at Robotnik, and quickly prepared for the assault with his spear.
Robotnik fired repeatedly, but Bandanna jumped and dodged, vaulting off the walls and ceilings at LUDICROUS SPEED!
"WHY! WON'T! YOU! SLOW! DOOOOOWWWNNN!" Robotnik raged as his shots kept missing. He charged forward, trying to land a punch, but Bandanna blocked it with his spear, and took Robotnik's momentary loss of balance to begin a furious onslaught of spear stabs and slashes.
Robotnik blocked and dodged them, but the strikes got closer and closer every time!
He ducked narrowly under the weapon, the sharp tip whistling past his neck!
Robotnik grabbed the spear, and tried to wrench it out of Bandanna's hands, but he refused to let go! As they fought, Adeleine was having an adversary of her own!
Waddle Dees charged at her from all sides, with no gaps anywhere in their ranks!
Adeleine quickly slashed her way through with her katanas, but they just got right back up from any blow they sustained without a scratch!
She discarded them and drew a jetpack, rocketing out of their reach!
...or so she thought!
The Waddle Dees began stacking on top of each other to get to Adeleine! She grinned as she saw a golden opportunity!
As the stacks of Dees reached the ceiling, she quickly flew downwards and bashed the ones on the bottom of the stacks, causing them all to tumble down in a heap, dazing them!
Robotnik lost his grip on the spear, and Bandanna quickly jabbed towards him, but Robotnik had anticipated this! He activated his Magnet Glove, attracting the head of the spear towards him!
He grabbed it and snapped it in half, crumpling the spearhead into a shapeless hunk of metal!
Bandanna looked surprised for a minute, but quickly glared at Robotnik.
"WHERE'S YOUR WEAPON NOW?!" Robotnik gloated. "NOW YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING AGAINST-" Bandanna cut him off by kicking him in the face repeatedly!
Robotnik was slammed against a wall, dazed momentarily, before getting up and coming after Bandanna! They got into a massive amount of fisticuffs, no one letting up, every single attack being blocked!
"ADELEINE! I NEED SOME ASSISTANCE!" Robotnik yelled.
Adeleine, hearing his cry, leaped over and drew a large snowflake! A ferocious cold wind blew through the room, quickly encasing the legion of Waddle Dees in massive ice blocks!
She glared at Bandanna, drawing a large hammer, which she swung around with a flourish, then swung towards Bandanna, standing there unflinching!
Bandanna leaped up, and grabbed the hammer's head, stopping it directly in its tracks! Adeleine looked shocked, and struggled to free it, but he held on tightly!
"HANDS OFF MY ASSOCIATE, YOU DEMONICALLY CUTE MONSTRRRRROSITY!"
Robotnik charged up his raygun and fired a large energy ball!
Bandanna wrenched the hammer out of Adeleine's grasp, and smacked it back towards Robotnik! Before it could hit him, Adeleine jumped in front of him and conjured a large shield, countering the blast immediately!
"MY DEEPEST THANKS! I MAY HAVE TO GIVE YOU A PRRRROMOTION-"
Listening Music: Kirby's Return To Dream Land: Landia Battle
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Robotnik was interrupted by Bandanna grabbing the shield, and tossing it, and Adeleine, through the wall and into the next room! She was dazed, and could barely move!
Bandanna glared menacingly as he tore a pillar out from the wall, wielding it effortlessly!
Robotnik tried to rush to her rescue, but before he could, Bandanna reared back and smacked Adeleine through the window with the pillar so fast she disappeared into the distance with a twinkle in the sky!
Robotnik could not believe what he just saw, and stood there in awe for a few minutes before an mask of rage spread across his face!
"I MAY BE A DICTATOR, BUT I'M A BENEVOLENT DICTATOR!" Robotnik growled. "I HAVE STANDARDS!"
Bandanna hefted the pillar, and beckoned Robotnik closer!
Listening Music: Kirby's Return to Dream Land: Boss Battle
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"AND CONTINUING TO BEAT UP SOMEONE WHO CANNOT FIGHT IS ONE OF THEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM!"
Robotnik, with his new burst of strength, tore another pillar out of the wall, and swung it at Bandanna!
Not to be deterred, Bandanna blocked, then countered, but Robotnik was too strong, and threw him off!
Bandanna jumped up in the air, and spun the pillar around at such a fantastic speed that he was able to float in the air, then flew out through the hole in the window!
"GET BACK HERE, COWARD!" Robotnik yelled as he jumped out, and leaped onto the parapet of the castle! Bandanna quickly lunged, trying to crush Robotnik with his pillar, but he dodged expertly!
Robotnik tossed his pillar directly at Bandanna, who quickly slammed his into it, smashing it in two! Robotnik dodged, and landed directly behind Bandanna, rushing toward him while screaming at the top of his lungs!
Bandanna whirled around, tossing his pillar at Robotnik, but he jumped onto it, vaulting off of it towards Bandanna!
Bandanna tried to move out of the way, but Robotnik had too much momentum, and he slammed his fist directly into Bandanna Dee's face!
Bandanna Dee was launched directly into the castle wall, making a terrific crashing noise! He tried to get up, but wobbled and quickly fell over.
Before Robotnik could come over to see if he was really down by poking him, the wall that Bandanna had been thrown into crumbled and collapsed, covering Bandanna in a pile of rock.
Robotnik waited a few moments to make sure he wouldn't push his stubby little arm out of the wreckage, then nodded and charged towards the main keep!
Listening Music: Kirby Triple Deluxe: Taranza, Master of Puppetry
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"Your Majesty, the fat man's defeated Bandanna Dee!" Escargoon was gazing at the television, sweating and wringing his hands nervously.
"SAY WHUT!" Dedede slammed his hand against the arm of his throne, and turned red with anger. "HE WAS MAH BEST SOLDIAH!"
"Yes, I know, King. Now I suggest we flee before- ACK!" Escargoon was stopped from leaving by Dedede grabbing him.
"LISTEN HEAH, ESCARGOON! I NEVER FLEE FROM A BATTLE, AND I EXPECT THE SAME FROM YOU!"
"But, Your Highness, I can't fight, I'm weak-"
Dedede pulled out a suspicious-looking bottle with the greek letter Sigma on it, not that King Dedede would recognize that, not just because Dream Land doesn't have an alphabet, but because King Dedede's a complete and utter buffoon.
"Well then drink this!" He thrust the bottle into Escargoon's hands.
"Dedede, what is this?" Escargoon asked nervously.
"I bought it from some weirdo salesman on the Internet, said it makes ya super strong! I was goin' to guzzle it mahself, but you clearly need it more than I do!" Dedede clapped Escargoon on the back, then bolted out of the room!
Escargoon stared at the odd liquid inside the bottle. It was a deep purple, and it bubbled and fizzed! He stared at it, wondering if he should drink it.
Has Doctor Robotnik actually learned how to care about the value of human life?
Will Escargoon drink the bizarre evil fizzy drink of questionable origin?
Most importantly, IS THAT GRAPE SODA IN THAT BOTTLE?
Find out next time on the next exciting episode of 'Robotnik's Grand Domination', "Robotnik Learns the Dangers of Buying Questionable Products off the Internet!"