Episode 8: Robotnik's Grand Dictator Free-For-All

Listening Music: Kirby Triple Deluxe: Boss Room

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Robotnik kicked open the door to the castle balcony, and Dedede was standing there, looking out over the vicnity, completely silent.

"DEDEDE! I, THE GREAT RRRRROBOTNIK, CHALLENGE YOU TO A ONE ON ONE DUEL!"

Dedede turned around, and laughed hard!

"HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you stupid little man! What makes yeh think that such a fat flobby twerp can defeat the majesty of the GREAT KING DE! DE! DEEEEEEE!"

Robotnik grinned. "OH, THE SIMPLE FACT THAT I BEAT MY WAY THROUGH ALL YOUR MINIONS WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!" He laughed in triumph.
Dedede, however, was more pissed off than ever.

"THAT DOES IT!" Dedede stomped the ground and pulled out his hammer. "NO ONE CAN BEAT UP MAH MINIONS EXCEPT ME!"

He pointed his hammer at Robotnik, a steely glare on his face.

"COME ON THEN, CHUBBO! LET'S THROW DOWN!"

Robotnik posed before responding in kind. "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, KING OF NOTHING!"

Listening Music: Kirby's Return To Dream Land: King Dedede's Theme

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Self-Proclaimed King of Dream Land

KING DEDEDE

Robotnik had lost his ray gun during the battle with Escarzilla, so close-range combat was his only option! He jumped towards Dedede, winding up for a punch!

Dedede quickly swerved out of the way, and landed a direct hit on Robotnik with his hammer before Robotnik could react!

"HA! You can talk big, but yeh can't back it up!" Dedede wound up for a massive swing, but Robotnik caught the hammer mid-swing, stopping it!

"I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?" Robotnik punched the hammer, sending Dedede staggering for a few seconds, but he was quickly back on his feet!

They sparred for a few minutes, each blow from one of them being perfectly deflected from the other! But Robotnik was stronger, and soon Dedede was close to the edge of the balcony!
Dedede looked over at the edge, and a sweat drop rolled down his face!

Robotnik charged forward, aiming for Dedede's face, but Dedede threw his hammer at Robotnik, stopping him mid-rush!

Robotnik picked up the hammer, laughing heartily. "REALLY, YOU THREW YOUR ONLY WEAPON AT ME-"

He was quickly silenced by Dedede pressing a button on his wrist bracelet, and the hammer yanking itself out of Robotnik's hand and back into Dedede's?

"HEHEHE! YA DIDN'T THINK THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY TRICKS UP MAH SLEEVE?" Dedede jumped high up in the air, aiming for Robotnik!

"I DIDN'T GET TO BE KING OF DREAM LAND THROUGH DIPLOMACY, SEE?!"

Robotnik jumped out the way, leaving Dedede to slam against the ground hard, cracking it slightly! An idea started to form in Robotnik's brain! He grabbed part of the castle parapet, and with a tremendous force, ripped it off!

Robotnik hefted it and tossed it at Dedede, but he whacked it back with his hammer! Robotnik punched it back forward at Dedede with even greater force!
Dedede grinned, and started charging up his hammer, making it glow red! He smacked the rock with his hammer, that had spontaneously caught on fire for an instant! The now-flaming rock hurtled towards Robotnik, but he jumped out of the way, just barely!
The flaming rock slammed into the dome on the top of the castle, leaving a massive spiderweb crack! Dedede immediately jumped towards Robotnik, trying to slam him with his hammer, but Robotnik dodged expertly!

Robotnik moved to the spot where the dome was cracked, and taunted Dedede!

"ESCARGOON WAS QUITE THE PUSHOVER, YOU KNOW! HE BEGGED FOR MERCY AFTER ONE PUNCH TO THE FACE!"

Dedede seethed with rage, and leaped towards Robotnik! He had taken the bait! He primed his hammer, yelling at the top of his lungs!

Robotnik dodged, and Dedede's face widened with realization, but he couldn't change his momentum in midair! He slammed directly into the cracked dome, shattering it and bringing down a massive avalanche into his throne room!

Robotnik jumped down to follow Dedede!

Dedede pushed the large pieces of rubble off himself, growling in anger! Robotnik was standing in front of him, laughing!

"WHAT, A LITTLE RUBBLE GOT YOU DOWN, DEDEDE?" Robotnik pointed at him. "READY TO GIVE UP YET!"

Dedede gritted his teeth. "NO ONE INSULTS THE KING OF DREAM LAND LIKE THIS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Dedede charged at Robotnik and tossed his hammer like a boomerang! Robotnik dodged the first shot, but the return arc grazed him on the back of the head, momentarily dazing him!

Dedede jumped towards Robotnik again, hammer down, but Robotnik punched the hammer, sending Dedede flying!

Dedede caught himself and tossed a large spiked ball at Robotnik! Robotnik dodged, as he couldn't punch it for obvious reasons! Dedede kept tossing out more and more of them, and Robotnik was finding it increasingly difficult to dodge them all!

Robotnik grinned and activated his magnet glove, attracting all the spiked balls to his fist, combining them into a massive spiked ball the size of a tank! Robotnik wound up and tossed it at Dedede with all his might!

Dedede readied himself and hit the spiked ball with a tremendous blow from his hammer! He struggled against it for a little bit, before managing to toss it away! It slammed into a wall, lodging into it and making a massive crack before falling to the ground!

Robotnik didn't waste any time lunging at Dedede! Dedede tossed the hammer at Robotnik, but he kicked it away! The hammer came back at him, spinning furiously, but Robotnik sent it flying back at Dedede with a massive punch!

Dedede leaped up, caught the hammer, and begin to spin ridiculously quickly in circles, so much so that Robotnik couldn't see his individual features!
Robotnik couldn't slow himself down, and was knocked away by Dedede's new onslaught!

"WHAT IS THIS?!" Robotnik raged, before leaping to the side as Dedede furiously spun towards him!

"MAH NEW MOVE, THE HAMMER CYCLONE!" Dedede quickly righted his trajectory and barreled towards Robotnik again, Robotnik barely managing to dodge!
Robotnik couldn't keep dodging this forever, there had to be something he could do! He darted in front of the cracked wall with the spiked ball lodged in it! Dedede zoomed towards him, and Robotnik dodged, expecting him to bring the wall down on top of himself!
Dedede showed no signs of stopping and smashed right through the wall, but immediately rebounded and smashed back through without slowing down!

Robotnik jumped up, and grabbed onto one of the sconces on the wall, hanging there for a second, before jumping up above Dedede!
Dedede couldn't jump when he was swirling around, so he couldn't dodge an assault from above!

Robotnik rocketed downwards and landed a earth-shattering blow on Dedede's cranium!

Dedede quickly spun out of control and slammed into a wall, getting incredibly dizzy for a moment before getting up!

"Not bad, chubbo! You've got quite a lot of power behind ya!" Dedede grinned. "But you can't handle THIS!"

Dedede began to inhale! It was as if a whirlpool had just materialized in the room! Robotnik held his ground, but started to slip!

Everything in the room from tapestries and chunks of stone, flew towards Dedede's mouth and disappeared into his gullet in an instant! Robotnik couldn't hold his ground any longer, and was dragged towards his gaping maw!

Robotnik activated his magnet glove again, attracting the massive spiked ball that was still in the corner! It was drawn into the path of Dedede's inhaling, and hurtled towards his mouth!

The massive spiked ball slammed into Dedede with such force that it sent him flying out of his castle, creating massive holes in the walls along the way!
"I CAN'T BE BEAT! I'M THE KING OF DREAM LAAAAAAAAAND!" Dedede wailed as he was propelled away, his voice getting softer by the minute!

Robotnik laughed and did a stupid victory dance!

Listening Music: Kirby's Return to Dream Land: Kirby Dance

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"AHAHAHAHAHA! I WON, DREAM LAND IS MINE-"

Before Robotnik could finish his sentence, Dedede climbed back up the cliff and bellowed at him!

"ALL RIGHT CHUBBOLEUM, THE KID GLOVES ARE OFF NOW!"

Will Robotnik get his ass handed to him by Dedede?

Will Dedede get another, ultra-powerful form?

Will there an opponent that's not Kirby-related for once?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBOTNIK'S GRAND DOMINATION, "ROBOTNIK DESTROYS DEDEDE'S DOMINION!"